We broke up because...
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She wouldn't lend me her legs0
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Tried to steal my legs using a hacksaw
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Haha pressed charges against me0
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She was trying to sue me0
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She didn't like being pressed
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She didn't help me steal someones legs0
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Didn't persue me enough.0
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Made me persue hee for years0
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He was always pursuing "hees" and I'm just a she!0
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Has a better *kitten* then me0
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Sharing personal information about my kitten!
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Her kitten was always exposed0
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Shaved her kitten with sandpaper0
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Her hairless kitty was just too hairless0
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he believed in sasquatch?!0
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She had no imagination0
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I hated his friends.0
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He was to charming0
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She left me to go skiing0
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