We broke up because...
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Tent was the only place she wanted to call "home0
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She only wanted to lift me0
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Threw me out the door0
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Kicked me to the kerb
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Wanted something more0
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Wanted me to get rid of my sharks0
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He was a gold digger..wanted me to be his sugar mumma0
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I needed spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.0
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Was a pretty boy0
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Didn't like me bursting into Disney songs0
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Wouldn't let me sing too0
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Would only sing one song ever and didn't know the words0
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Couldn't understand the awesomeness of the song0
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I couldn't keep up0
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She was too slow0
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Was out of my league0
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Was caught in a downward spiral. Wasn't good for anyone involved.0
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Slept with the girl next-door0
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Slept with the boy next door0
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Didn't want to join0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
Wth ..someone must have done it by accident Linda ...
She was too hot to handle0 -
Kinda hard to do that by accident
She never used her Pot Holders0 -
FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Kinda hard to do that by accident
She never used her Pot Holders
Yeah I know..but I did run across a guy who didn't realise hed done it..
Burnt my meals
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Hated my cooking
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Thought boiling water was considered fine cousin0
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Bump0
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She bumped with too many others0
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The only dance she knew was The Bump!0
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