True Confessions - Don't Judge
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »@LiftingLady5 wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »freeformed_again wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »freeformed_again wrote: »I also confess that I unintentionally hijacked this thread.
I confess I may have unintentionally helped you in your quest for searching out horny women by mentioning how you like to share pics of your youknowwhat. So you are welcome. And to others I apologize.
thank you, but I have yet to receive any qualifying PMs at this point...
Rude. My PM was so qualifying
It was. She sent it to me to proof read first. Totally would send you dik pics! (warning: they just may not actually be mine)
Just to clarify I send ALL potential messages to @RunHardBeStrong to proof read. She proofs my pics too
When I suspect that @PlaydohPants is sending potential proofs and pics to @RunHardBeStrong I immediately message both of them and send them noodz. Just in case.
Emergency nudes, always a good idea
Is that like emergency snacks? Do you just carry them in your purse, your glove box, keep some in your desk?
Exactly. And in all different positions, sometimes you just don't have time to be doing that *kitten* in real time
Plus, I bet you gotta sift through the bad ones and edit.. make them look the least like the real you as possible!
Well yeah, there are no bad ones when you have photoshop
I enjoy sending all my noodz to @Timshel_ who photoshops me in front of a fireplace laying on a huge bearskin rug with a bunch of cute puppies and kitties all over me...so you can't see the noodz parts.
I prefer to send my noodz to @LiftingLady5 so she can photoshop all her hamsters and killer orange cat into them
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PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »@LiftingLady5 wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »freeformed_again wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »freeformed_again wrote: »I also confess that I unintentionally hijacked this thread.
I confess I may have unintentionally helped you in your quest for searching out horny women by mentioning how you like to share pics of your youknowwhat. So you are welcome. And to others I apologize.
thank you, but I have yet to receive any qualifying PMs at this point...
Rude. My PM was so qualifying
It was. She sent it to me to proof read first. Totally would send you dik pics! (warning: they just may not actually be mine)
Just to clarify I send ALL potential messages to @RunHardBeStrong to proof read. She proofs my pics too
When I suspect that @PlaydohPants is sending potential proofs and pics to @RunHardBeStrong I immediately message both of them and send them noodz. Just in case.
Emergency nudes, always a good idea
Is that like emergency snacks? Do you just carry them in your purse, your glove box, keep some in your desk?
Exactly. And in all different positions, sometimes you just don't have time to be doing that *kitten* in real time
Plus, I bet you gotta sift through the bad ones and edit.. make them look the least like the real you as possible!
Well yeah, there are no bad ones when you have photoshop
Oh great idea! So do you just paste your head onto a bunch of different noodz?
Yup. Just gotta watch that skin tone, that's how they get ya. My library is full of decapitated celeb pics.
Nice! Hopefully your kids don't have access to that like your amazon account and the anal lube incident.0 -
freeformed_again wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »freeformed_again wrote: »I confess that I really shouldn't be trolling the threads looking for horny women like this....
strong first post! Might I suggest a fake profile picture to really lure them in.
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all day... should my first fake profile pic be a handsome avatar such as your own? or should i go for broke and google a pic of "abs" and take the first one that looks like a selfie?
Nice to see you back
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I confess Im waiting for @freeformed_again profile pic 2
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I confess that I REALLY want to eat chocolate right now0
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I confess I'm looking forward to my beer during the boys skating lesson0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »freeformed_again wrote: »GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »freeformed_again wrote: »I confess that I really shouldn't be trolling the threads looking for horny women like this....
strong first post! Might I suggest a fake profile picture to really lure them in.
Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all day... should my first fake profile pic be a handsome avatar such as your own? or should i go for broke and google a pic of "abs" and take the first one that looks like a selfie?
Nice to see you back
Glad to be back... for now
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I confess Im waiting for @freeformed_again profile pic
can't show my rooster here anymore, regardless of how much you might want it Jo 0 -
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I confess, I only have one last hour meeting to go before I can head off for me three day week, and I am super excited.3
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PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »@LiftingLady5 wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »PlaydohPants wrote: »freeformed_again wrote: »LiftingLady5 wrote: »freeformed_again wrote: »I also confess that I unintentionally hijacked this thread.
I confess I may have unintentionally helped you in your quest for searching out horny women by mentioning how you like to share pics of your youknowwhat. So you are welcome. And to others I apologize.
thank you, but I have yet to receive any qualifying PMs at this point...
Rude. My PM was so qualifying
It was. She sent it to me to proof read first. Totally would send you dik pics! (warning: they just may not actually be mine)
Just to clarify I send ALL potential messages to @RunHardBeStrong to proof read. She proofs my pics too
When I suspect that @PlaydohPants is sending potential proofs and pics to @RunHardBeStrong I immediately message both of them and send them noodz. Just in case.
Emergency nudes, always a good idea
Is that like emergency snacks? Do you just carry them in your purse, your glove box, keep some in your desk?
Exactly. And in all different positions, sometimes you just don't have time to be doing that *kitten* in real time
Plus, I bet you gotta sift through the bad ones and edit.. make them look the least like the real you as possible!
Well yeah, there are no bad ones when you have photoshop
Oh great idea! So do you just paste your head onto a bunch of different noodz?
Yup. Just gotta watch that skin tone, that's how they get ya. My library is full of decapitated celeb pics.
Nice! Hopefully your kids don't have access to that like your amazon account and the anal lube incident.
My Amazon account is filthier than Bob Marley's pee pee
Haha! Mine too, actually! I forget my teenager can see my order history though! Oops.2 -
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I confess I don't want to go back to work in January I wish this weight would magically disappear...0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
I confess I certainly would. We could hit the bar, which sounds excellent.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
I confess I certainly would. We could hit the bar, which sounds excellent.
Well then I confess I would fake sick leave work right now to hit the bars with you! It does sound most excellent!
then we could say this at the end of the night...
or in the morning.. whichever....
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I confess this is happening and it's taking all my willpower to not ask Leo for chips
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I confess I tried to read all of the pages in the thread but gave up (too many!)
Also, I confess to feeling comforted by the fact that, by these confessions, you can clearly see everyone has their own insecurities and obsessions, which makes me feel less crazy.
I also confess to feeling awfully depressed because I'm in bed with a fever so I won't be able to run my morning jog for the next few days (just when I had just started again, running in the 6am dump air didn't help) and I also probably won't be able to sit my exam which is next week. I really wanted to take it, I'm so tired of living in this place, and I won't be able to until I'm done with university.
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freeformed_again wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »I confess Im waiting for @freeformed_again profile pic
can't show my rooster here anymore, regardless of how much you might want it Jo
Lol..awww..face pic will do
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I confess that I wanted to try this mini sheet cake from Trader Joe''s and finally bought it today. I planned on only taking a fork full or two just to taste or at least polishing off the frosting and throwing the rest away if I liked the cake a little too much. I ended up eating around 5 pieces (there are only 6 to the cake) and even then I'm probably underestimating.
I'm not bulimic at all but part of me wishes I would get sick from the incredibly sweet frosting so i'd feel better about the food I'll still want to eat later.
I also confess the way my brain works is very weird.
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Erm I eat peanut butter with my fingers out the jar2
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I confess that I made us leave the house at nearly bedtime last night to go get a crunch cone1
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I can be a little snarky sometime ..grrrr 0
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Midnight and getting off to bed.
I confess, relaxed and ready for sleep.
Cheers.3 -
I confess I using laxatives to keep me slim0
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I confess I using laxatives to keep me slim
Honestly once a laxative hits your colon, there's little food still there. You're just purging water, minerals, electrolytes and indigestible fiber. Keep doing that and you'll cause major damage to your organs. Not judging, but you need to get some help. Talk to your doctor please.3 -
I confess I using laxatives to keep me slim
Honestly once a laxative hits your colon, there's little food still there. You're just purging water, minerals, electrolytes and indigestible fiber. Keep doing that and you'll cause major damage to your organs. Not judging, but you need to get some help. Talk to your doctor please.
I'm using it over 2 years now and I can't stop doing it,scared to get fat because I ate something and it didn't get out that of my body0 -
I confess I using laxatives to keep me slim
Honestly once a laxative hits your colon, there's little food still there. You're just purging water, minerals, electrolytes and indigestible fiber. Keep doing that and you'll cause major damage to your organs. Not judging, but you need to get some help. Talk to your doctor please.
I'm using it over 2 years now and I can't stop doing it,scared to get fat because I ate something and it didn't get out that of my body
You need to speak to a doctor about these feelings.2 -
I confess I using laxatives to keep me slim
Honestly once a laxative hits your colon, there's little food still there. You're just purging water, minerals, electrolytes and indigestible fiber. Keep doing that and you'll cause major damage to your organs. Not judging, but you need to get some help. Talk to your doctor please.
I'm using it over 2 years now and I can't stop doing it,scared to get fat because I ate something and it didn't get out that of my body
You need to speak to a doctor about these feelings.
It's really hard for me to accept that I might have a problem,I only wanted to stay in my uk size 6 after i get rid of 2 stones after pregnancy0 -
I confess that I wish my son wasn't Autistic.
It's absolutely draining3
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