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loves the fragrance of morning farts....after a night of bean burrito eating

Doesn't even lift

I FORGOT THE OVENS ON! crap...

She was tackled on a plane and arrested when it landed. People thought she had gone mad, was growling and foaming at the mouth, eyes rolled back in her head. But nope, thats just how she looks and sounds when she's asleep - she was only snoring and drooling in her usual manner

Was proposing to every woman crossing his path!

He's third on the list trying to move his way to first!

Is my fairy god sister!

She asked what I was wearing in my pic so she could match me

She has different settings on her camera, used cute setting for this picture

Is the OG bad *kitten*

Tried to marry my grandma for her money. Just a gigolo

has no face behind that mask the mask is his face

is the elephant man - hence, the mask and cryptic posts

eats cheetos from between peoples toes for extra flavor....preferably my toes after my 30 minutes of sprinting!

Twerks for nickles at Walmart parking lots so she can buy double beef burrito supremes.