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FabulousFantasticFifty

She distracts the security guards at fancy jewelry stores with her wet t shirt while her partnered clean the displays clean!

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slimgirljo15

Kisses left butt cheeks only

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slimgirljo15

Begged me to allow her the right cheek as well ..*sigh* ..ok anything to make her happy ..

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VanishingNachos

is madly in love with me and wants to feed me tacos

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VanishingNachos

likes small burritos with no meat

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VanishingNachos

perfers black beans to refried

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EternalTruth

He likes riding the tiny merry-go-rounds outside of shopping stores and yells "Excelsior!"

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EternalTruth

She sleeps with bowling shoes under her pillow

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She sky-dived naked over the last superbowl.

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EternalTruth

Wrestles alligators in the carnival circuit.

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Wrestles chipmonks

EternalTruth

Favourite movie is "Alvin & The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked"

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Stalks fur trappers, and sings "Let it go" when they catch something

MJFSH

Ran away with a zebra, the other day

VanishingNachos

channels "crocodile Dundee" when talking to the sheilas

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Hunts wild chameleons.

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Buys her fake Christmas tree, and returns it on 26-Dec saying it's not functioning-- presents didn't drop out of the tree.