We broke up because...
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Was intimidated by my socializing skills0
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I never listened to anything he said..0
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She thought social meant a different man every night0
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Treat me like a beach!0
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He called me deplorable once.. I should have left him 5 minutes ago...
wait.. he is leaving now..
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A bit too popular0
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very unpopular and a bit too rebellious for his taste0
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Popular enough for all the ladies in the neighborhood0
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Didn't like my outgoing nature0
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Her biceps got dangerously sexy, i got scared0
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I was tired of being the second old bag in line after the punching kind0
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That smile hid a killers heart
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Because she pulled out her penis0
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He liked penis..just not mine
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I just now found out that she had a third leg
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found out I was missing my third leg.0
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Got her a,third leg as a gift, she got offended1
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She was always giving everybody else gifts and gave me nothing!0
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She always wanted something!0
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Stingy0
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She gave it away to everyone0
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So did he ^^ 0
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She was always open for business 0
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Was boring0
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wouldn't share his lifejacket..0
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I couldn't balance on the paddle board after one try.0
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kept talking about leprechauns, unicorns and some paddle board incident0
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We couldn't walk past mirrors without him flexing his muscles.0
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Called me Conceited and a BIG Ham!0
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I am just way too awesome0
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