Chinese Fortunes - In Bed

rickydeuce
rickydeuce Posts: 80
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Have any of you done the "in bed" at the end of your fortunes? Today's fortune reads:

"It is not the strong but the responsive that survive." (in bed).

Always makes it a bit more interesting.........

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  • Lesliecs
    Lesliecs Posts: 930 Member
    He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at (in bed) :yawn:
  • Krizzle4Rizzle
    Krizzle4Rizzle Posts: 2,704 Member
    Is there a website you can get the fortunes at? I gots no cookies =(
  • rococo11
    rococo11 Posts: 49 Member
    "A wise man appreciates the simplicity of a child"...worst ever to add in bed.
    I also enjoy adding ...except in bed
  • rickydeuce
    rickydeuce Posts: 80
    Some others I have laying around (not sure why they accumulate, must eat too much Chinese food):

    "It is better to ask some questions than to know all the answers." (in bed)

    "Never laugh at anyone's dream." (in bed)

    "The care and sensitivity you show towards others will return to you." (in bed)

    "Answer just what your heart prompts you." (in bed)

    and the winner is:

    "No man is free who is not master of himself." (in bed)
  • Panda86
    Panda86 Posts: 873
    Ha ha ha, I do this every time I go to a Chinese restaurant. Always good for a laugh! :laugh:
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Are you naughty naughties eating chinese food? lol

    My last fortune (AGES ago!! I would NEVER eat greasy chinese food! I swear! Hehe) read :

    "Your fondest dream will come true this year"

    I didn't need to add anything to that :bigsmile: I taped it to my fridge
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,279 Member
    Interesting idea! I have a collection of favorite quotes. They aren't fortunate cookies but let's try a few:

    Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone. (in bed)

    Knowledge is power. (in bed)

    The palest ink is better than the best memory. (in bed)

    You want me to do something...tell me I can't do it. (in bed)

    Love it! Knowledge IS power in bed. :laugh:
  • daddyssunshyne
    daddyssunshyne Posts: 110
    Hubby and I ate out for lunch yesterday, for the f irst time since starting this journey.

    Panda Express.

    Mine read something like "Plan to enjoy yourself" haha!

    His was something about investing and never speculating.

    Sarah
  • jersey0725
    jersey0725 Posts: 62 Member
    and the winner is:

    "No man is free who is not master of himself." (in bed)
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
    I'm gonna pay waaaay more attention to my fortunes from now on!!
  • rickydeuce
    rickydeuce Posts: 80
    Hubby and I ate out for lunch yesterday, for the f irst time since starting this journey.

    Panda Express.

    Mine read something like "Plan to enjoy yourself" haha!

    His was something about investing and never speculating.

    Sarah

    Yours is definitely better!!!
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    We always add "in the bathroom" to ours since when we eat chinese, we take the kids. A little more family friendly. A little.
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