We broke up because...
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Yep ^^ he was a fool lol0
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She called me names0
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She didnt like my pet names for her ..
My little snookie wookie cuddle buns
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She's apparently cuddling other people's buns
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She liked baby talk...in public0
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Wouldn't swap buns0
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Kept slapping my buns..ouch it hurt0
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She didn't like me to spank her0
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She was too kinky0
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Too many of them, I'm not much more than a man
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Was not the superman he promised to be0
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Claimed she was Wonder Woman when we all know it's me!
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She wanted a super woman..alas I was not 0
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She was more than Super, more like Spectacular and I wasn't good enough!0
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She made me pretend to be batman0
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He wasn't into role play0
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He was more like Alfred 0
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I had a jaded psycho Troll after me that chased her away!0
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Ahhh..he was mean .. .. 0
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He didn't like me eating rats and their placentas0
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