We broke up because...

g44219 · December 2016

Lol He was a size Queen or king or whatever

shortgirlsneedlovetoo · December 2016

He tucked

g44219 · December 2016

Lol She ran away when she discovered what I had tucked

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2016

He was shy and always tucking certain things behind. I had no clue what he had to offer!

g44219 · December 2016

lol she was too materialistic

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2016

Wouldn't let me buy furniture from this century

slimgirljo15 · December 2016

She humped everything with a leg..

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2016

She was always calling me a dog!

NewlifeinNW · December 2016

Wouldn't remove his medal and was constantly singing "We are the champions"

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2016

Gave me STP memorabilia for Christmas!

striderb · December 2016

Would never put her tools away.

accn1 · December 2016

was to much of a good man

MrStabbems · December 2016

she liked a bit of bad. when I shot the neighbours dog because it looked at me funny she bailed.

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2016

He murdered Mans Best Friend

NewlifeinNW · December 2016

Her best friend was made of plastic and took batteries

Just_J_Now · December 2016

He mocked my friends.

Cerealsensei · December 2016

she was hiding cereal from me

KourageousKarina · December 2016

Always wanted something else

FabulousFantasticFifty · December 2016

She made the same thing for dinner every time it was her turn to cook!
Ramen!!!

KourageousKarina · December 2016

Was sick of my simplicity

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