We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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he never shut up. OMG I wish I got the silent treatment0
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she wouldn't let talk at all! Claimed my southern accent made her nauseous0
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He said we were too opposite what with me having a northern accent...0
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she called me cheeky0
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I grabbed his butt too often...0
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She bruised too easy, such a shame0
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He poked me with a cattle prod...0
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He wanted me to move me to Antarctica!
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Although we both agreed to have children, she wanted to have them with someone else...0
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He was getting women pregnant all over the Tri State area!0
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She wanted me to be faithful while she played around...0
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He was just so active?! I just couldn't keep up
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She sold my twerking videos to pay for her waxing addiction.0
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left me tied to the bed ..
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@slimgirljo15 we did for like 5 seconds but the make up sex was hard to resist!
@A_Patient_Wolf
(and oh what wonderful twerking you did.. The memories!)
Dressed up as a granny so he could eat people! I got scared when he came at me with his mouth open!0 -
Wouldn't open her mouth when I came at her... and you told me I looked beautiful dressed like that!0
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took the blowing bit of his tale far too literal0
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A_Patient_Wolf wrote: »Wouldn't open her mouth when I came at her... and you told me I looked beautiful dressed like that!
Oh you did!
But I thought you were going to take a bite out of me... You looked a different kind of hungry i'd never seen! 
@MrStabbems he liked it far too much downstairs... I had to lock the cellar.. And that wads it, he couldn't accept it!
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the cellar had drainage issues, it was far too wet. besides who knew the lock meant no access ever...0
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So many towels. I couldn't keep up with the washing0
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Although she strongly believed in the phrase "till death do us part", I thought it was a little extreme for her to hire a hitman to achieve this...0
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I sold his celica by accident...0
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Although she often said "every relationship must make sacrifices", I didn't think that it meant sacrificing puppies...0
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He named his balls puppies..0
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Apparently, polygamy doesn't fall under the category of "trying new things"0
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He dropped his knickers everytime the neighbour knocked for sugar 0
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Although she took great pride in being a bargain shopper (she only bought things that were "on sale"), I didn't appreciate the fact that we went without toilet paper for one month...0
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