Eat Healthy! See inside!!
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Eat Healthy!
1,000,000 definitions and counting!
Be very afraid of your food! Ask us how!
Drink a water cooler full of water a day or die!!
Gut flora! Mows the lawn! Causes autism! Does it do your taxes? No, that's coconut oil!!
Be a Crunchy Green Tea Kale Queen Starvation Dieter! We've got the latest tips.
Do you really need to eat that, fatty?
Avoid Chemicals!
Except antioxidants!
And supplements!
And water!
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1,000,000 definitions and counting!
Be very afraid of your food! Ask us how!
Drink a water cooler full of water a day or die!!
Gut flora! Mows the lawn! Causes autism! Does it do your taxes? No, that's coconut oil!!
Be a Crunchy Green Tea Kale Queen Starvation Dieter! We've got the latest tips.
Do you really need to eat that, fatty?
Avoid Chemicals!
Except antioxidants!
And supplements!
And water!
Wait...
Your turn.
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I'm so sorry to say this is spot on
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kommodevaran wrote: »I'm so sorry to say this is spot on
It's sad isn't it?
I'm being inundated by the 'eat y to lose fat in x zone'. It's the craze at work right now...
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Quinoa. Which is okay when mixed with rice and seasoned correctly, but plain it is awful.1
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University of Michigan discovers water forces weight loss!
See page 43 for Christmas gingerbread double chocolate chip brownies with brown butter cream cheese frosting.10 -
Learn all about SUPERFOODS and why you need them in your diet!
Cure cancer with this one simple trick!
(a handful of berries a day IS ALL YOU NEED!)
Drink Wine and Eat Dark chocolate to stay young and vibrant forever!
New study shows eating breakfast cures mental instability!
Did you know this one little pill can help you lose 30 pounds in 30 days?!
(take a fiber supplement)
etc. etc. etc.4 -
one glass of wine a night leads to greater weight loss5
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Carbs are evil!
But here, have these gluten-free carbs instead!9 -
Meal timing is 1000% critical - every 89.1343 minutes to be exact - that is the optimal time. Up until 6:17pm, and before 8:04am. Those are considered metabolic breakdown times.
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Dr. Oz, is that you?1
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deannalfisher wrote: »dammit, i knew that was why i was struggled - i ate at 8:06 and just can't lose the weight
Yes - exactly. You see, it has to do with the surplus of glycogen that accumulates from the addition of protein lipids, thus resulting in an increase of metabolic slowdown. I know my broscience, so trust me. I have been lifting for 3 months now. Also, make sure you log all your water intake, including when you take a shower and get a little in your mouth. That is more caloric. Oh - and the rain. Man... those clouds add a ton of calories to the water.thereshegoesagain wrote: »Dr. Oz, is that you?
Dr. Oz rules. He is my hero, and my dad.
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Don't eat after 6:00pm because anything consumed after that time has double calories. To counter this, take three teaspoons of apple cider vinegar in a glass of warm water and lemon juice.8
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I heard that you can detox your body by combining 7 tsp of cinnamon with 1 gallon of lemon juice, mixed with some cod liver oil.2
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"Take a good fistful of coconut oil and rub it all over everything you have ever loved"7
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Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »I can tell you how to detox your body, lose weight fast, keep it off, and never have to go to the doctor again!! How? It's simple! All you have to do is:
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Fixed your link.
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Hilarious!
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... and you will never have to monitor your food intake or do sweaty, unpleasant physical activity again!3
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DOCTORS hate this woman and her one simple trick!5
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MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »Quinoa. Which is okay when mixed with rice and seasoned correctly, but plain it is awful.
As are many things.. Especially grains0 -
Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »I can tell you how to detox your body, lose weight fast, keep it off, and never have to go to the doctor again!! How? It's simple! All you have to do is:
1. Set up an automatic draft of your bank account with our company. We will send a monthly bottle of our miraculous Green Tea Ketone Acai Garcinia Cayenne Extract right to your doorstep. Cancel anytime! Our evasive customer service specialists are available 24/7 to speak to you in an unintelligible accent and transfer you to different departments until you get frustrated and hang up!
2. Buy my book! It's only $39.95 on Amazon!
3. Sign a contract with blood (don't worry - it's just a finger prick!) to relinquish your firstborn as a sacrifice to our CEO.
It's that easy. Click HERE to get started!
Fixed your link.
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Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »I can tell you how to detox your body, lose weight fast, keep it off, and never have to go to the doctor again!! How? It's simple! All you have to do is:
1. Set up an automatic draft of your bank account with our company. We will send a monthly bottle of our miraculous Green Tea Ketone Acai Garcinia Cayenne Extract right to your doorstep. Cancel anytime! Our evasive customer service specialists are available 24/7 to speak to you in an unintelligible accent and transfer you to different departments until you get frustrated and hang up!
2. Buy my book! It's only $39.95 on Amazon!
3. Sign a contract with blood (don't worry - it's just a finger prick!) to relinquish your firstborn as a sacrifice to our CEO.
It's that easy. Click HERE to get started!
Fixed your link.
I'm dying!
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Sorry not sorry for the bump... Memed it.
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You forgot shakeology! That stuff is better for you than water!0
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