Eat Healthy! See inside!!

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  • lknjohnson
    lknjohnson Posts: 351 Member
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    Hilarious!


  • newheavensearth
    newheavensearth Posts: 870 Member
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    ... and you will never have to monitor your food intake or do sweaty, unpleasant physical activity again!
  • TuesdayLucero
    TuesdayLucero Posts: 85 Member
    edited December 2016
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    MelissaPhippsFeagins wrote: »
    Quinoa. Which is okay when mixed with rice and seasoned correctly, but plain it is awful.

    As are many things.. Especially grains
  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
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    zyxst wrote: »
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »
    I can tell you how to detox your body, lose weight fast, keep it off, and never have to go to the doctor again!! How? It's simple! All you have to do is:

    1. Set up an automatic draft of your bank account with our company. We will send a monthly bottle of our miraculous Green Tea Ketone Acai Garcinia Cayenne Extract right to your doorstep. Cancel anytime! Our evasive customer service specialists are available 24/7 to speak to you in an unintelligible accent and transfer you to different departments until you get frustrated and hang up!
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    Fixed your link.

    I'm dying!
  • Orphia
    Orphia Posts: 7,097 Member
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    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »
    zyxst wrote: »
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt wrote: »
    I can tell you how to detox your body, lose weight fast, keep it off, and never have to go to the doctor again!! How? It's simple! All you have to do is:

    1. Set up an automatic draft of your bank account with our company. We will send a monthly bottle of our miraculous Green Tea Ketone Acai Garcinia Cayenne Extract right to your doorstep. Cancel anytime! Our evasive customer service specialists are available 24/7 to speak to you in an unintelligible accent and transfer you to different departments until you get frustrated and hang up!
    2. Buy my book! It's only $39.95 on Amazon!
    3. Sign a contract with blood (don't worry - it's just a finger prick!) to relinquish your firstborn as a sacrifice to our CEO.

    It's that easy. Click HERE to get started!

    Fixed your link.

    I'm dying!

    :smiley::heart: Love you guys!
  • Orphia
    Orphia Posts: 7,097 Member
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    Sorry not sorry for the bump... Memed it.

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  • Asher_Ethan
    Asher_Ethan Posts: 2,430 Member
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    You forgot shakeology! That stuff is better for you than water!

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