trigger warning: following post contains humor.
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This is dog whistle for something.1
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"three tomatoes are walking down the street- a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. baby tomato starts lagging behind. poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him... and says, catch up!"
-pulp fiction
very dry.. its the first thing I thought of when I saw the chicken joke...0 -
a guy walks into the kitchen with a duck under his arm and says "This is the pig, I've been getting with" The girl in the kitchen says. "That is a duck". The guy says "I wasn't talking to you".2
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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
Close the door, I'm dressing.0 -
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LiftingLady5 wrote: »I am not one for humor. I may have to flag all of you.
Probably should block them all too. But not me!0 -
LiftingLady5 wrote: »I am not one for humor. I may have to flag all of you.
do it.. it will be humorous.
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Triggered. And reported.1
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"If you fall, I'll be there." -Floor0
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Build a man a fire and he is warm for a night, but set a man on fire and he is warm for life.3
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