We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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He couldn't stand how much I used LOL in texts0
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His wife found out0
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I refused to move to Iceland - Didn't realize what I'd be missing.0
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Refused to remove his medal, ever. It was cold against my back in the night.1
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she kept turning up the heat in the hot tub, and i was slowly boiling to death0
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He'd always run off right before Christmas to visit the Land Of Misfits0
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always wore sunglasses...to cool for me...0
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Didn't want to hang out with us Cool kids!0
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She was always trying to be a cool kid. Replaced the letter S with the letter Z in every word. I couldn't take it any more.0
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Never ..Im never letting him go ..he's tied to my bed ..0
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She said she didn't like to live in an igloo.. I mean common... We have running hot water in there and a polar bear to drag our snowmobile.. what's not to like?0
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always thought her igloo was in Canada with me....0
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Had a wife and kids in Canada snd he made them live in an Igloo!1
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She didn't like my igloo!! I swear it had electricity and hot water and is very nice..0
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I got electrocuted in her igloo when I took a shower.0
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Tried to electrocute me for the insurance...0
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I found out that his life insurance was only worth Two Hundred bucks!0
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Took my last $200 and skipped town with the insurance agent0
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He was flat broke, we couldn't afford bacon and beer0
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He wanted sausage over me, like literally put greasy sausages on me.0
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The third bottle of wine at the Company Christmas Party was a bit much ...0
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She was embarrassed to take me to her holiday parties.0
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i was embarrassed to take her anywhere ...0
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He was embarrassed at the fact I could drink him under the table.1
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If he didn't take me to Mcdonalds, he always took me to Taco bell on date night0
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Couldn't hang for the all of 3 months I was a vegan haha0
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was always yelling "where's the beef?"0
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