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    For the guys. Anyone simply hate urinal talk?

    Posts: 218 Member
    edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
    I guess I just look like I'm open to conversation (which under normal circumstances, I am), but I despise when I'm peeing and someone walks up in the urinal next to me and feels like they have to strike up a conversation.

    How do you guys feel?

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    • Posts: 3,108 Member
      better than them peaking down at mine and giving me a weird cheesy wink/grin
    • Posts: 1,345 Member
      uh, no.
    • Posts: 766 Member
      LOl you must be attractive, cause no one ever talks to me at the urinal... lol Take it as a compliment.
    • Posts: 42 Member
      The Worst! Totally breaking urinal etiquette..Eyes straight ahead, do your business, and move on!
    • Posts: 554 Member
      cgshall74 wrote: »
      The Worst! Totally breaking urinal etiquette..Eyes straight ahead, do your business, and move on!

      This.
      This is the ONLY valid urinal etiquette.
    • Posts: 175 Member
      edited December 2016
      Flapjack_Mollases wrote: »
      I guess I just look like I'm open to conversation (which under normal circumstances, I am), but I despise when I'm peeing and someone walks up in the urinal next to me and feels like they have to strike up a conversation.

      How do you guys feel?

      How many urinals are separating you and Mr. Talkative? If there's at least two, then I'm down for some chit chat. I got zero problems multi-tasking.

      Edited to add Disclaimer: Similar to eating a banana, absolutely no eye contact.
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      Sounds like a lot of guys are cruising you or something

      Nobody ever does that to me but also I usually use a stall anyway, not a urinal

      If the place is empty I'll use a urinal but thats aboot it
    • Posts: 218 Member
      Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
      If it's your coworkers in the office, totally normal and permissible.

      At a train station or movie theater - keep quiet.

      I agree with this. I am personal enough with my coworkers that a little talk is ok (it's kind of like a water cooler, i guess). But yeah, strangers bug the crap outta me.
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      Hungry_Angler wrote: »
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      How many urinals are separating you and Mr. Talkative? If there's at least two, then I'm down for some chit chat. I got zero problems multi-tasking.

      Edited to add Disclaimer: Similar to eating a banana, absolutely no eye contact.

      The 2 urinals at work are only separated by a shoulder-high divider. I'm not even worried about peeking/glancing. It's just that if someone is talking to me that I don't know while I'm trying to do that, I just can't relax enough to go.
    • Posts: 22,834 Member
      I was in a weird urinal to stall convo yesterday. I was at the wall doing my thing and a buddy walks in and starts a convo. That was the first erros. Then, he continue to the stall and he is jabbering with me STILL while he is grunting a grumpy out.

      WTH?
    • Posts: 218 Member
      _MistahJ_ wrote: »
      When I was younger, this really irritated me. As I've aged and become more mature, less so. I'm still not looking to meet any new friends that way and I won't be the one to strike up a conversation though.

      Yeah, I mean, a quick "hi." is ok. Or even "how's it goin" (you know, the rhetorical one). But if it goes beyond that, I'm just like "dude...really?"
    • Posts: 20,506 Member

      Nobody talks to me when I'm standing at a urinal.


      I'm too busy singing at the top of my lungs.
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    • Posts: 1,787 Member
      I don't like it, no. But what does drive me really crazy are guys at the urinal or in the stalls talking to wives or girlfriends or talking business on their cell phones. It's a weird sort of invasion of privacy of everyone else in the restroom.
    • Posts: 20,506 Member
      LiftingLady5 wrote: »
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      Would it be weird if I used one of those gogirl things where girls can pee standing up and joined you in song at the urinal next to you?

      weird?

      ....maybe

      awesome?

      without question
    • Posts: 2,983 Member
      The urinals are a sacred place in the evolution of man. We mustn't relinquish these fruitful chats.

      The man who dislikes urinal talk strikes me as a man who hasn't much say in his life. Be free, bredren.
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