Why did you Arrest the person above?

I arrested him and keel hauled him for improper numbers of "R"'s when he said "Arrrrrrr"

For helping old people cross the road..whether they wanted to or not

For sweating all over the gym equipment and not wiping afterwards.

For checking all the store mannequins for anatomical correctness

She'd inhale helium every time we passed the floral department, then make funny voice announcements on the speaker system

Plotting the overthrow of the government

Exposure of Fabulous Fantastic Legs

She kept filling my shoes with whip cream.