Why did you Arrest the person above?
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I arrested her for violating the neighborhood regulations with an overload of Christmas crap, along with her usual, everyday violations for exceeding the limit on yard gnomes and flamingoes.0
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For stealing my yard Art and selling them at her yard sale!0
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For indecent exposure!
Her yard was disgraceful and inappropriate for children ( and Adults for that matter) to walk by!0 -
for painting the road to look like yellow bricks, impeding traffic while wearing sparkly red maryjanes and a checked pinafore.0
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She caused an accident because so many guys were driving along, saw her on the sidewalk and were distracted by her beauty.1
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Hitman hired by his estranged wife!
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jaywalking everywhere she went0
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Ooops I got this thread mixed up with "How this person will die" thread!
Sorry Luv!
For not paying attention where she's going and copying the person in front of her! 0 -
Lmao! I was confused for a minute too then realized what I did... Also, I partly blame the cold meds I took a bit ago.
For pretending to be on cold meds out in public when she really was just high as a kite0 -
For convincing me that Meth is the way the kids take Cold medicine these days!0
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No probable cause. I just wanted her in my clutches and made something up.
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Arrested for stealing ...mfpers hearts
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Arrested for making stew for the homeless -- out of the other homeless!0
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For distracting drivers as she does that incredible wiggle on her bike as she rides0
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He was arrested for being drunk, disorderly, and stabbing people in the foot with his peg leg, which is only allowed in the Gulf area, and he was actually visiting Kansas at the time, where they just don't play that.0
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She was arrested for stealing my peg leg and using it as a decorator kickstand on her bike!0
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For stealing some Old Ladies Huvaround0
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Impersonating a Salvation Army Christmas Bell ringer in front of a liquor store, then spending all the money on horchata rum and not sharing any with me.0
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Is a lush who only drinks Rumchatas and drinks Mad Dog on Special occasions!0
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for corruption of the innocent snowmen0
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She beat up santa0
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She stole santas pants0
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Pretending to be Santa and stealing Christmas presents for his family!
Desperate times!
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She wanted everyone to just get along. So much so, that she beat anyone who disagreed.0
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