The Flatulence Factor

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elenathegreat
elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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There are foods that I LOVE and are quite healthy(eg. beans, broccoli), but they have an unfortunate effect on me...PFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHT! Most of the time I don't care, but I do try to limit my intake if I'm going to be in public, or in an intimate setting....

How bout you guys? What are some of your favorite "love to hate" menu items and tricks tips to counteract or deal with the outcome?

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  • thisonetimeatthegym
    thisonetimeatthegym Posts: 1,977 Member
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    I'm farting right now, so obviously I haven't figured thhat out yet.

    But this video has some interesting ideas on it. Enjoy!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxJdzsjoYLs
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    edited December 2016
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  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    I eat a high protein diet and I let it rip in the fresh produce section of whole foods. I time the release with the water fountain that sprays on to the lettuce and cabbage racks.

    Your a Jacka$$!
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,232 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    Have you ever farted in an elevator?

    No but I know a joke about it.
    Lady with gas carried a can of pine scented air freshener with her at all times. She tooted when she was alone on elevator and then sprayed to cover it up.
    Next stop a drunk got on and asked "Who *kitten* on the Christmas tree?"
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,232 Member
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    HyeKarma wrote: »
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    I eat a high protein diet and I let it rip in the fresh produce section of whole foods. I time the release with the water fountain that sprays on to the lettuce and cabbage racks.

    Your a Jacka$$!

    YES, But he's our favorite jacka$$

  • jbdix
    jbdix Posts: 3 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    I eat a high protein diet and I let it rip in the fresh produce section of whole foods. I time the release with the water fountain that sprays on to the lettuce and cabbage racks.

    That just pure evil. I like it

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