We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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I head butted him during sex.. Everytime we tried after that, he'd flinch or freak out
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She head butted me during hugs0
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She knee'd me after I sneezed
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I said the American version of The Office was better than the UK version...
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He refused to let me have the remote for the TV! So I bought a universal remote.... and whenever he was watching the game... and they were about to score... I'd switch it to nickelodeon for the kids
he sussed me out! 0 -
Apparently, I took things too literal. I never fully grasped the concept of a universal remote. I mean, how can a remote control the whole universe?!?!0
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he wanted to take over the world! He was wanting to install a wired system in me so that the remote would work on me too! 0
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Always confused an installed wired system for my love...0
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He didn't like that I worshipped him! He said the shrine and candles were just too much 0
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She was an extremely great kisser. According to all of my friends, she was an extremely great kisser..,0
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I was the one friend who didn't get a kiss from his girl0
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He got all of my kisses.. He was one of let_me_clip_dirty_wings friends that received the most!.. He found out there were others.. 0
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She said I was her only..well, except her boyfriend0
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Would always introduce me to his friends as his "current significant other"...0
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He wanted me to be called his "bi tch" ... He wasn't prepared for my bark or my bite..0
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She kept humping my leg in public1
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He allowed his leg to be humped by random strangers0
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I said its me or the wine..I lost
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She gave up too easily0
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He thought I was donut and tried to glaze me.0
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