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We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Because he and his Ex killed this thread and went to MFP Jail!0 -
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She strangled a yowling cat0
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He liked exotic brunettes that he couldn't help but take off his shirt in public0
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She told me she'd give me her last Rolo.... She gave it to the boy next door!0
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determined_ella89 wrote: »She told me she'd give me her last Rolo.... She gave it to the boy next door!
Ouch!
He was sneaking a quickie with a kit kat bar0 -
She thought I was a he
I was the wrong gender for her 
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She always wanted someone who would open the car door for her but unfortunately, that could never be me because I drove a truck...0
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He owned a truck and tried to run me over0
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When at home he would cook and serve food in the buff.. I couldn't handle three sausages on the plate.. He said one was for desert.. But I said "No, desert and mains have to be on separate plates!"... He said I was fussy.. And that was it... I cried myself to sleep ever since... 1
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he ate my shoes0
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She kept telling people I was a he! I just couldn't keep up with her high standards 0
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I head butted him during sex.. Everytime we tried after that, he'd flinch or freak out
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She head butted me during hugs0
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She knee'd me after I sneezed 0
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I said the American version of The Office was better than the UK version...
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He refused to let me have the remote for the TV! So I bought a universal remote.... and whenever he was watching the game... and they were about to score... I'd switch it to nickelodeon for the kids he sussed me out! 0
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Apparently, I took things too literal. I never fully grasped the concept of a universal remote. I mean, how can a remote control the whole universe?!?!0
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he wanted to take over the world! He was wanting to install a wired system in me so that the remote would work on me too! 0
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Always confused an installed wired system for my love...0
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He didn't like that I worshipped him! He said the shrine and candles were just too much 0
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She was an extremely great kisser. According to all of my friends, she was an extremely great kisser..,0
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I was the one friend who didn't get a kiss from his girl0
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He got all of my kisses.. He was one of let_me_clip_dirty_wings friends that received the most!.. He found out there were others.. 0
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She said I was her only..well, except her boyfriend0
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