We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....
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Would always introduce me to his friends as his "current significant other"...0
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He wanted me to be called his "bi tch" ... He wasn't prepared for my bark or my bite..0
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She kept humping my leg in public1
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He allowed his leg to be humped by random strangers0
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I said its me or the wine..I lost
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She gave up too easily0
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He thought I was donut and tried to glaze me.0
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She wouldn't let me put frosting on her donut.0
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He thought I was a dude0
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Because she thought my post was for her.0
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He called me slow0
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She was slow.
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He didn't last very long and blamed me for being slow.0
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I peed myself laughing and he got turned off.0
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He slapped my cat0
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She wasn't a fan of *kitten* slaps0
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I was out when he asked if he could kick my *kitten* instead0
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She likes to kick kittens for laughs.0
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She Told her Ex that my name was Kitty0
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Her kitty never came out to play0
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He didn't care about the thoughts in my head, only in his!0
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She talked to the voices in her head0
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She didn't believe that I had an invisible friend.0
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When I came home at night, and found a mans clothes on our bedroom floor, she tried to convince me they belonged to her invisible friend.0
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I was his invisible friend
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She decided she missed being with a man.0
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She put up black out curtains so I could no longer peep through her windows0
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He was caught peeping in the neighbours windows ..Bob the neighbour was not happy 0
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