What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Professional dietary consultant. Specializing in salt intake. Licks sweaty people at the gym to measure the amount of salt in their diet
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Keeps sending in comment cards to "make the pen longer and thicker please"
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    Sends back a comment card, "it's already 12 inches long and 5 inches wide, it no longer fits in my mouth, good god woman!"
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    Just got the pens perfected, now she wants phallic note pads, erasers, and a calculator
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She offered her services in Lieu of the massager!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    His Movie 138 Shades is banned in every Country except for Thailand.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    says "kittens" in real life instead of cursing
  • SugarBabyGirl
    SugarBabyGirl Posts: 7,026 Member
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    Is wearing his underwear inside out cause it's laundry day and he ran out of clean ones
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Wears Granny Panties because it's the "in" thing in her part if the woods!
  • Justjayde1984
    Justjayde1984 Posts: 187 Member
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    Has a man crush on someone on here
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
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    She has authority issues, so she only stops and drops, refuses to roll. Take that Mr. man.

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