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    • Posts: 1,399 Member
      Not a movie, but the SNL celebrity jeopardy is always fun (even though they aren't necessarily his quotes), and when he plays Robert Goulet on SNL as well.

      "Staring contest! You. Me. You win. you always win. Goulet!"
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      "I was thinking we could get together back home and I don't know put on a Sisqo CD..."
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      There are so many...especially from Step Brothers..

      Dale: What are you doing?!?
      Brennan: I'm burying you.
      Dale: I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive.
      Brennan: You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!

      "Barbara Walters, Oprah, and your wife. You gotta eff one, kill one, and marry one, Go!"
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      "Why don't you go back to your home on *kitten* Island!"
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      I'm in a glass case of emotion!
    • Posts: 3,865 Member
      Ma! The Meatloaf! (that's one of my ringtones)
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      " It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do ACTIVITIES...!! "
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      "Trouble? If you call being 9 years old with a 35 year old girlfriend trouble"

      "You can't be the man 'cause you're flat in front like Ken!"

      Best movie ever!!!
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      I tea-bagged your drum set!
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      "Dale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
      Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed f***! "

      "Dale Doback: Dad, why are you talking to me like this? I'm your son.
      Dr. Robert Doback: I'm not buying that c**p anymore! "

      "Dr. Robert Doback: You know what I got for Christmas? A crushed soul! "


      My hubby and I love stepbrothers..... I laugh from start to finish every time we watch it
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      (copied from Rotten Tomatoes...but I love this movie!!!)

      Ricky Bobby: [running around on the track in his underwear] Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish. Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!
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      Oh, and his birthday was yesterday so Happy Birthday Will!!:drinker:
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      "Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent.":laugh:
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      "Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent.":laugh:

      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: One of my favorite lines from that movie!!!
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      Buddy the elf, whats your favorite color?
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      "You were right, I was less right." - Megamind
      I use it all the time...so as I don't have to say that I was wrong.
    • Posts: 3,046 Member
      SHAKE AND BAKE!!!!
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      You're a smelly pirate hooker!
    • Posts: 93 Member
      "keep your liver spotted hands off my beautiful mother, shes a saint!"

      Oh and can't forget my favorite..."THAT JUST HAPPENED!!!"
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      Ron Burgundy (looking in mirror): Mmmmm... I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone... come and see how good I look.
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      "Ok, you caught me. The finches were a bad idea. And I wasn't gonna say anything, but I think some of them may have salmonella. A fair amount, in fact. I may have inadvertently poisoned your children."

      Oh, and: "Are you a robot?? Are you a robot woman?!" both from Kicking & Screaming
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      "Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent.":laugh:

      I'm watching this right now and that whole part is so funny!
    • Posts: 603 Member
      I love Will Farrell, especially Anchorman but how about something a little more obscure...

      "I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm about to avoid here by letting this butt-****ing Brady Bunch go."

      Yes!!!!! Loved This Movie :)
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      I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.
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      Hansel.. so hot right now... Hansel
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      "Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?"

      "Oh, Im sorry, did my pin get in the way of your *kitten*? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!"

      "I invented the piano key neck tie! I invented it! What have you done, Derek? Nothing! YOUVE GOT NOTHING!!! N O T H I N G ! ! !"

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      I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

      lol hahah too funny
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      "Alright gang! Let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and when they guys come out with the monkey we'll--F&*^ BEANS! That was them wasn't it?.."
    • Posts: 256 Member
      what in the hell is diversity?" "well i i could be wrong, but i believe diversity is an old old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era..."


      "First we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle."

      OP -- I know what I'm going to be doing for this ten hour shift. THANKS!!!!
    • Posts: 489 Member
      you've got a dirty whorish mouth.
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