Describe your favorite film HORRIBLY

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  • Escloflowne
    Escloflowne Posts: 2,038 Member
    Weird looking dead alien is brought back to life in the form of a hot chick with super durability, learning and combat skills. They dress like they are from a bad 80's fashion catwalk and save the universe with 4 rocks from a faceless evil planet thing that makes people bleed black ooze when he talks to them on the phone!
  • JamestheLiar
    JamestheLiar Posts: 148 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    Weird looking dead alien is brought back to life in the form of a hot chick with super durability, learning and combat skills. They dress like they are from a bad 80's fashion catwalk and save the universe with 4 rocks from a faceless evil planet thing that makes people bleed black ooze when he talks to them on the phone!

    Fifth Element
  • theVintageWhorde
    theVintageWhorde Posts: 43 Member
    mjaykup wrote: »
    Four reptiles undergo accidental poisoning changing thier lives forever so they decide to love pizza and martial arts because....well 'Merica

    Ninja Turtles
  • theVintageWhorde
    theVintageWhorde Posts: 43 Member
    A guy gets horrible advice from his friends because he's been chaste all his life
  • letme1
    letme1 Posts: 522 Member
    theVintageWhorde wrote: »
    A guy gets horrible advice from his friends because he's been chaste all his life

    40 Year Old Virgin
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    A thief stashes what he steals with a guy operating an illegal casino, hoping to use it later. But the casino owner gives it to the husband of his girlfriend then runs off and joins the foreign legion with a corrupt police commissioner.
  • FlippingFins
    FlippingFins Posts: 20 Member
    Teenage boy spends his free time with a much older man, as they drive a modified vehicle around in a desperate attempt to make his parents have sex.

    :/ Sounds a lot stranger like that...
  • letme1
    letme1 Posts: 522 Member
    Back to the Future
  • JamestheLiar
    JamestheLiar Posts: 148 Member
    skahtboi wrote: »
    A thief stashes what he steals with a guy operating an illegal casino, hoping to use it later. But the casino owner gives it to the husband of his girlfriend then runs off and joins the foreign legion with a corrupt police commissioner.

    Casablanca
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    JamestheLiar wrote: »
    College friends go into business together, and then become heroes by roasting marshmallows

    Ghostbusters
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    After a losing streak, a coach has an epiphany that leads the team to an awesome winning streak.
  • JamestheLiar
    JamestheLiar Posts: 148 Member
    maab_connor wrote: »
    JamestheLiar wrote: »
    College friends go into business together, and then become heroes by roasting marshmallows

    Ghostbusters

    Well done!
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    JamestheLiar wrote: »
    skahtboi wrote: »
    A thief stashes what he steals with a guy operating an illegal casino, hoping to use it later. But the casino owner gives it to the husband of his girlfriend then runs off and joins the foreign legion with a corrupt police commissioner.

    Casablanca

    Indeed

  • JamestheLiar
    JamestheLiar Posts: 148 Member
    zcb94 wrote: »
    After a losing streak, a coach has an epiphany that leads the team to an awesome winning streak.

    Every Sports Movie Ever Made?
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    non-accredited school is stormed by SWAT, amnesiac adult keeps children safe until villain uses prosthetics against him and kidnaps girl, questionable faculty choices face off with villain in NYC.
  • findlay27
    findlay27 Posts: 1 Member
    edited January 2017
    An irresponsible manchild pretends to be a qualified music teacher. He completely ignores the curriculum, leads an unauthorised field trip and causes uproar amongst the parents, jeopardising the school's reputation.
  • justanotherloser007
    justanotherloser007 Posts: 578 Member
    Kinnigots travel to the sound of coconuts, in search of the most righteous liquid holder of all time. During the investigation, they find out that a man with no legs and no arms wants to bite you, a bunch of forest freaks just want a hedge, and the French people already have one and are generally rude. Also, watery tarts do not make you a great ruler. Always be specific and confusing when you have a dangerous rabbit, and a relic that explodes.
  • letme1
    letme1 Posts: 522 Member
    findlay27 wrote: »
    An irresponsible manchild pretends to be a qualified music teacher. He completely ignores the curriculum, leads an unauthorised field trip and causes uproar amongst the parents, jeopardising the school's reputation.

    School of Rock
  • JamestheLiar
    JamestheLiar Posts: 148 Member
    JohannaInExile wrote: »
    Kinnigots travel to the sound of coconuts, in search of the most righteous liquid holder of all time. During the investigation, they find out that a man with no legs and no arms wants to bite you, a bunch of forest freaks just want a hedge, and the French people already have one and are generally rude. Also, watery tarts do not make you a great ruler. Always be specific and confusing when you have a dangerous rabbit, and a relic that explodes.

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail (the coconuts threw me off, but the dangerous rabbit brought me right back)
  • JamestheLiar
    JamestheLiar Posts: 148 Member
    maab_connor wrote: »
    non-accredited school is stormed by SWAT, amnesiac adult keeps children safe until villain uses prosthetics against him and kidnaps girl, questionable faculty choices face off with villain in NYC.

    Definitely an X-Men movie (featuring everyone's favorite amnesiac adult?) ... going to guess Days of Future Past?
  • Shammyface
    Shammyface Posts: 10 Member
    edited January 2017
    Cancer survivor with a grudge saves his girlfriend who's been kidnapped by a guy who doesn't seem to remember his own name
  • jagodfrey08
    jagodfrey08 Posts: 425 Member
    Shammyface wrote: »
    Cancer survivor with a grudge saves his girlfriend who's been kidnapped by a guy who doesn't seem to remember his own name

    Deadpool!!!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    JamestheLiar wrote: »
    maab_connor wrote: »
    non-accredited school is stormed by SWAT, amnesiac adult keeps children safe until villain uses prosthetics against him and kidnaps girl, questionable faculty choices face off with villain in NYC.

    Definitely an X-Men movie (featuring everyone's favorite amnesiac adult?) ... going to guess Days of Future Past?

    i was thinking the original movie, but it works for both, so sure.
  • JamestheLiar
    JamestheLiar Posts: 148 Member
    A lovely day at the park is ruined when a local Reptile breeder falls victim to corporate espionage.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    JamestheLiar wrote: »
    zcb94 wrote: »
    After a losing streak, a coach has an epiphany that leads the team to an awesome winning streak.

    Every Sports Movie Ever Made?
    No. I should have mentioned that the coach is Christian.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    Charming man has severe mommy issues

    Failure to launch?
  • jagodfrey08
    jagodfrey08 Posts: 425 Member
    edited January 2017
    MeganAM89 wrote: »
    Charming man has severe mommy issues

    Psycho
  • Savagedistraction
    Savagedistraction Posts: 312 Member
    Escloflowne wrote: »
    Weird looking dead alien is brought back to life in the form of a hot chick with super durability, learning and combat skills. They dress like they are from a bad 80's fashion catwalk and save the universe with 4 rocks from a faceless evil planet thing that makes people bleed black ooze when he talks to them on the phone!

    5th element
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Young genius has traumatizing experiences as a child. Goes to a prestigious university to mop floors.
  • Shammyface
    Shammyface Posts: 10 Member
    Young genius has traumatizing experiences as a child. Goes to a prestigious university to mop floors.

    Good Will Hunting.
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