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I can not stop Farting
Ben19862000
Posts: 25 Member
Ok started a diet beginning of the new year(like everyone else). It is sooo embarrassing farting while kn the treadmil, any ideas to sort this out?
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Beano1
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UGH! BAER!!!!1
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I actually saw a guy at a doctors office who literally couldn't stop farting. I mean every second for at least an hour while I waited. The *kitten* at the doctors office just left him in the front office for everyone to look at. I believe it was a gastrointestinal disorder of some kind.1
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lay off the broccoli?0
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You only fart on the treadmill? lol
If you are low in certain digestive enzymes, protein usually doesn't promote gas and bloating, except certain protein powders can, the problem is perhaps certain foods (like carbs) you might want to look at.0 -
A guy went to the doctor and said hey doc i cannot stop farting . In my car , going for a walk , at my job . on the train !! . I can't stop doc . What can you do for me ! .
The doctor takes out a 6 foot pole with a hook on the end of it and the guy yelled what the heck are you going to do with that .
Doctor says open the bloody windows , it's rotten in here .5 -
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i have been doing low carb high fat for about a year and i swear i fart less than half as much as i used to and they dont smell like a trash heap like the used to either0
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I have crazy gas when I have too much sugar.0
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I actually saw a guy at a doctors office who literally couldn't stop farting. I mean every second for at least an hour while I waited. The *kitten* at the doctors office just left him in the front office for everyone to look at. I believe it was a gastrointestinal disorder of some kind.
there was an episode on Grey's Anatomy about a woman with that problem, they rebuilt her sphincter to fix it. I'm not suggesting that the OP get surgery though.
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there was an episode on Grey's Anatomy about a woman with that problem, they rebuilt her sphincter to fix it. I'm not suggesting that the OP get surgery though.
I saw that episode.
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I'm in the same boat, man. I went 100% plant based last week and my problem isn't the farting, it's the pooping! Like 5-6 times a day. I'll be at Target at 10pm buying the bulk packs of wet wipes while the clerk gazes admirably at me as if I'm Super Dad. If she only knew the babies I've churned out! :laugh:
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This' why being, vegan's so difficult; for me! I've never been so glad to be single, I am able to clear a room; I know because I'm the, 1 whom had to; leave it!0
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Me either.0
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You only fart on the treadmill? lol
If you are low in certain digestive enzymes, protein usually doesn't promote gas and bloating, except certain protein powders can, the problem is perhaps certain foods (like carbs) you might want to look at.
I'm eating a whole lot of wholemeal foods and i have read further in to it and found this is the problem. I bought pepperming tablets which should sort it.
No , not just on the treadmill but if I'm doing chest for example, i can just get a drink and kinda let the bad smell stay over therr and go back like nothing happened. But on a treadmill I'm stuck1 -
IDK, maybe a Gas X pill after you eat or before you workout?1
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Try reducing wheat? Any kind of wheat? Wheat gluten.0
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Eat more eggs and broccoli
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benhilling wrote: »
I'm eating a whole lot of wholemeal foods and i have read further in to it and found this is the problem. I bought pepperming tablets which should sort it.
No , not just on the treadmill but if I'm doing chest for example, i can just get a drink and kinda let the bad smell stay over therr and go back like nothing happened. But on a treadmill I'm stuckbenhilling wrote: »
I'm eating a whole lot of wholemeal foods and i have read further in to it and found this is the problem. I bought pepperming tablets which should sort it.
No , not just on the treadmill but if I'm doing chest for example, i can just get a drink and kinda let the bad smell stay over therr and go back like nothing happened. But on a treadmill I'm stuck
I am truly glad you found out the culprit..
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Nmanderson27 wrote: »
Haha , my girlfriend mentioned these.1 -
Haha this is too much lol0
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I once met a guy, he liked girls farting on him.... He found it hot--- *kitten* got weird very quickly lmao
This thread reminded me of him0 -
A woman goes to see her doctor complaining that she can't stop farting. "But it's not so bad" she said...."they're silent and they don't smell at all". The GP makes her two referrals, she asks what for..:he says "one to get your ears tested and the other to investigate why you can't smell " Haaah!! 0
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My one grandpa when he was talking to you, he would start talking REALLY REALLY loud, as he farted. Like we wouldn't hear or smell his fart if he just talked louder. He was hard of hearing. Like no grandpa, now your shouting and farting at the same time at us. 0
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