Why did you Arrest the person above?

out of jealousy really! she's always so cool and fun

She loved the cuffing game too much

Stealing my knickers

For mixing my fav single malt with Pepsi

Kept licking me every time we met for lunch

Always Grunting like he was in a He Man Contest

Stole my Doritos

I was mad, thought you left the dozen Krispy Kreme donuts on my desk, with a quart of choco milk.

Took me 36 hrs to come down from that sugar high.