What is the person above hiding in their closet?

A shelf full of jars. Each jar has a note inside. He writes down all of his thought and hunches. Keeps them there for posterity.

Jars of MFP member's members

Full size cut out of sheldon copper

Cats doing yoga dvds

When you open her closet doors, there is actually a shrine that was built to honor her stuffed teddy bear - who was tragically lost in a dryer fire mishap. She prays to it every day, sometimes twice a day. Leaves little chocolates on the table beside it. Strange thing is the chocolates always seem to disappear after she closes the closet door...

Stash of noodz

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A cage of battle ponies and sugar peas

Used cat litter

Boxes and boxes of 'Twinkies',
for the impending apocalypse

A copy of Douglas Adam's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. :P

Lots of kitty ears and cosplay outfits

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apples

Durian, an illegal fruit to posses in some jurisdictions

Mr's Hillman 1-21

It was a brief glimpse, looked like crisco and a stretchy rubber suit.