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itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

itsy_bitsy_spider wrote: »

Motorsheen wrote: »

So last weekend I got cornered by one of our local Girl Scouts at the exit of Safeway.

I bought a box of Samoa cookies.
They remained unopened until last night when my wife asked: Would you like to share one?

Share one what?

One cookie.

Share one cookie?


We decided that since we were going into the weekend, we would let our hair down and rage. We each had one cookie. Then the box was returned to the pantry for yet another week of hibernation.

B--b--but... you said...

For you...

I'll gladly purchase another box



If fact, for you.... I would hi-jack a truck filled with cookies

I can haz da cookies? *kitty gif*

Okay, in that case, let's Bonnie & Clyde this mothereffer. Those lil cookie pushers don't stand a chance. We can split one (just one!!!) during the getaway. Thin mints on 3! *hands in*

angelxsss wrote: »

If I can't date I at least want to talk to a cute guy tonight

angelxsss wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

angelxsss wrote: »

If I can't date I at least want to talk to a cute guy tonight

Cyb3rz ftw.
Lucky blokes.

Wanna talk? im not gonna cyber. I've done too much of that for one lifetime.

lstrat115 wrote: »

You know how when you can't do something it is when you want to do it the most? Jail sucks

NorthCascades wrote: »

I've been here. Many times. Going back in June.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaSLpwO9GUI

cee134 wrote: »