We broke up because...
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Because u broke up with Jo and lied!!!1
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Watched weird porn during the daytime with reckless abandon0
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Lies on the regular, including the source of the videos!0
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She went back to the weird videos with the maker of them0
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I didn't know how to tie a bowtie. Dealbreaker, apparently.0
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Framed me for owning these illicit, explicit videos0
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Kept claiming he was Bond, James Bond.0
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Kept claiming she was fifty0
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Said I looked more like 72!
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Wouldn't support me as a secret agent, blowing my cover every which way to Sunday1
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Forget that I wear all types of cravats, including regular ties0
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She wore some dudes bow tie and watched his porn0
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50 shades of gray didn't sign the contract0
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He was a lush! That's all!!!0
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I'm too ugly0
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Because he never showed his face to my friends0
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She had a lot of guy friends with benefits0
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Didn't like my friends0
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His face to hairy0
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Didn't know how to use a video camera0
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