Married friends having fun
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Ok I was mislead from the title ..So I sprayed on Drakkar & bought condoms from the Dollar store 4 nothing1
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I wannahave fun too can i im bored0
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MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I'm not sending op nudes. that *kitten* is just wrong and so very inappropriate. be ashamed dude, be very ashamed
Send them to me then?
I'll send u the catalogue, you can select which ones you'd like. I have gloss prints ready but the larger full view images need to be ordered in.
new in 2017 is actually a pop up version. quite popular
Hey @MrStabbems
I bought the pop up version, but it doesn't stay up for more than two minutes at a time. Is there a customer service number I can call?
(Sorry, of topic. But I couldn't just let that lie there. Continue on...)
spoke to customer service. Apparently it's a common fault when the user doesn't follow the proper instructions.2 -
I'm not married but I came here to be nosy and it was worth it for the laughs!0
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Motorsheen wrote: »it's weird seeing the words 'married' and 'fun' used together in the same sentence.
Married people have fun apparently ..just not always with each other
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I heard a good one today.
So why are married people more overweight than single people? A single person goes to the fridge, sees what's there and goes to bed. A married person goes to bed sees what's there and goes to the the fridge2 -
They don't have that telltale white band where their ring is meant to be.2
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Marriage and fun? Oxymoronic1
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MrStabbems wrote: »wow I thought this thread was going another way..
my mind went straight to the same thing! I thought OK I have to check this one out just for kicks. LOL0 -
Broomstick_Boo wrote: »They don't have that telltale white band where their ring is meant to be.
This post legit just reminded me to put my wedding set back on.1 -
Not what this group was intended for as this as this is MFP0
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MrStabbems wrote: »wow I thought this thread was going another way..
Oh well...I'll get dressed....
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Geez....for folks who have access to regular sex, y'all sure seem pretty dang horny.
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »I discovered I was allergic to the gold alloy and I now I have a wedding band scar lol
Same. Ended up lining it with Platnum.
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »I discovered I was allergic to the gold alloy and I now I have a wedding band scar lol
Same. Ended up lining it with Platnum.
My fingers got fatter so you would need to cut my finger off to get my ring off0 -
35 and married here, hello!0
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what is it with women and chocolate lol0
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MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I'm not sending op nudes. that *kitten* is just wrong and so very inappropriate. be ashamed dude, be very ashamed
Send them to me then?
I'll send u the catalogue, you can select which ones you'd like. I have gloss prints ready but the larger full view images need to be ordered in.
new in 2017 is actually a pop up version. quite popular
Hey @MrStabbems
I bought the pop up version, but it doesn't stay up for more than two minutes at a time. Is there a customer service number I can call?
(Sorry, of topic. But I couldn't just let that lie there. Continue on...)
spoke to customer service. Apparently it's a common fault when the user doesn't follow the proper instructions.
Oh, my bad. The instructions were in Spanish, and all it said was
"@MrStabbems él se despierta sexualmente sólo por caballos y cadáveres"3 -
MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I'm not sending op nudes. that *kitten* is just wrong and so very inappropriate. be ashamed dude, be very ashamed
Send them to me then?
I'll send u the catalogue, you can select which ones you'd like. I have gloss prints ready but the larger full view images need to be ordered in.
new in 2017 is actually a pop up version. quite popular
Hey @MrStabbems
I bought the pop up version, but it doesn't stay up for more than two minutes at a time. Is there a customer service number I can call?
(Sorry, of topic. But I couldn't just let that lie there. Continue on...)
spoke to customer service. Apparently it's a common fault when the user doesn't follow the proper instructions.
Oh, my bad. The instructions were in Spanish, and all it said was
"@MrStabbems él se despierta sexualmente sólo por caballos y cadáveres"
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MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »MrStabbems wrote: »I'm not sending op nudes. that *kitten* is just wrong and so very inappropriate. be ashamed dude, be very ashamed
Send them to me then?
I'll send u the catalogue, you can select which ones you'd like. I have gloss prints ready but the larger full view images need to be ordered in.
new in 2017 is actually a pop up version. quite popular
Hey @MrStabbems
I bought the pop up version, but it doesn't stay up for more than two minutes at a time. Is there a customer service number I can call?
(Sorry, of topic. But I couldn't just let that lie there. Continue on...)
spoke to customer service. Apparently it's a common fault when the user doesn't follow the proper instructions.
Oh, my bad. The instructions were in Spanish, and all it said was
"@MrStabbems él se despierta sexualmente sólo por caballos y cadáveres"
ahhh that explains it, that's the zombie buckaroo edition.0
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