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  • Doctorsookiestrikesback
    Doctorsookiestrikesback Posts: 53 Member
    edited February 2017
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    wow I thought this thread was going another way..

    my mind went straight to the same thing! I thought OK I have to check this one out just for kicks. LOL
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Broomstick_Boo wrote: »
    They don't have that telltale white band where their ring is meant to be.

    This post legit just reminded me to put my wedding set back on.
  • Deatsy
    Deatsy Posts: 133 Member
    Not what this group was intended for as this as this is MFP
  • BCullari
    BCullari Posts: 33 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    wow I thought this thread was going another way..

    Oh well...I'll get dressed.... :/
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,049 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    Geez....for folks who have access to regular sex, y'all sure seem pretty dang horny. :open_mouth:
    fjosyv29qeh5.png

  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I discovered I was allergic to the gold alloy and I now I have a wedding band scar lol

    Same. Ended up lining it with Platnum.

  • Deatsy
    Deatsy Posts: 133 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    I discovered I was allergic to the gold alloy and I now I have a wedding band scar lol

    Same. Ended up lining it with Platnum.

    My fingers got fatter so you would need to cut my finger off to get my ring off
  • jlewis326
    jlewis326 Posts: 53 Member
    35 and married here, hello!
  • razzapool
    razzapool Posts: 89 Member
    what is it with women and chocolate lol
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,279 Member
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I'm not sending op nudes. that *kitten* is just wrong and so very inappropriate. be ashamed dude, be very ashamed

    Send them to me then?

    I'll send u the catalogue, you can select which ones you'd like. I have gloss prints ready but the larger full view images need to be ordered in.

    new in 2017 is actually a pop up version. quite popular

    Hey @MrStabbems

    I bought the pop up version, but it doesn't stay up for more than two minutes at a time. Is there a customer service number I can call?

    (Sorry, of topic. But I couldn't just let that lie there. Continue on...)

    spoke to customer service. Apparently it's a common fault when the user doesn't follow the proper instructions.

    Oh, my bad. The instructions were in Spanish, and all it said was

    "@MrStabbems él se despierta sexualmente sólo por caballos y cadáveres"
  • MarineArmyVeteran1978
    MarineArmyVeteran1978 Posts: 69 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I'm not sending op nudes. that *kitten* is just wrong and so very inappropriate. be ashamed dude, be very ashamed

    Send them to me then?

    I'll send u the catalogue, you can select which ones you'd like. I have gloss prints ready but the larger full view images need to be ordered in.

    new in 2017 is actually a pop up version. quite popular

    Hey @MrStabbems

    I bought the pop up version, but it doesn't stay up for more than two minutes at a time. Is there a customer service number I can call?

    (Sorry, of topic. But I couldn't just let that lie there. Continue on...)

    spoke to customer service. Apparently it's a common fault when the user doesn't follow the proper instructions.

    Oh, my bad. The instructions were in Spanish, and all it said was

    "@MrStabbems él se despierta sexualmente sólo por caballos y cadáveres"


    Hillarious
  • MrStabbems
    MrStabbems Posts: 3,110 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    MrStabbems wrote: »
    I'm not sending op nudes. that *kitten* is just wrong and so very inappropriate. be ashamed dude, be very ashamed

    Send them to me then?

    I'll send u the catalogue, you can select which ones you'd like. I have gloss prints ready but the larger full view images need to be ordered in.

    new in 2017 is actually a pop up version. quite popular

    Hey @MrStabbems

    I bought the pop up version, but it doesn't stay up for more than two minutes at a time. Is there a customer service number I can call?

    (Sorry, of topic. But I couldn't just let that lie there. Continue on...)

    spoke to customer service. Apparently it's a common fault when the user doesn't follow the proper instructions.

    Oh, my bad. The instructions were in Spanish, and all it said was

    "@MrStabbems él se despierta sexualmente sólo por caballos y cadáveres"

    ahhh that explains it, that's the zombie buckaroo edition.

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