Why did you Arrest the person above?

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2017

Smoking the Ganja in the Courthouse Parking lot

Theo166 · February 2017

for thieving or seizing something (not clear on specifics),
I think they called it "carpe diem" on the booking form.

subcounter · February 2017

LL5lifts wrote: »

for not flushing

hahaha I've read that as nut flashing.

For saying "Cash me outside" to the police officer that stopped him for a speeding ticket.

davedoubleu · February 2017

He just loves pink handcuffs

Theo166 · February 2017

The beach patrol found a technicality, but it was because his bright tomato red complexion was scaring away sunbathers/tourists.

mrwineismybf · February 2017

For stealing pair of sunglasses

Nitroalley2 · February 2017

She set tinder on fire

JackKopCh · February 2017

Made meth

Theo166 · February 2017

wearing clip-on suspenders

JackKopCh · February 2017

Stabbed me

slimgirljo15 · February 2017

Giving unsolicited facials to people laying on the beach

Theo166 · February 2017

For posting too many double entendres

slimgirljo15 · February 2017

Lol....for having the temerity to think I meant anything other than an innocent facial ...bad man

Lol

Theo166 · February 2017

For possessing unpasteurized milk products

FabulousFantasticFifty · February 2017

For breaking into a Supermarket and stealing Steaks

slinkybinkydog · February 2017

Too fabulous

mandymay01 · February 2017

speeding on a donkey

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