We broke up because...
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I shattered her every night0
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He was not such a happy guy0
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She needed happy, perky, sunshine all the time. Aaaaasaacccckkkk!0
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He didn't have a perky butt0
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She kept lookin at other guys butts.0
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wasn't my type0
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I didn't attend West Beverly High School...0
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Took the last slice of pizza...0
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she was a tree0
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wouldnt let me braid his chest hair0
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I would
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He hog'd all the muse0
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He didn't clarify his reference to "muse"0
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I didn't want to be her muse0
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I thought she was always calling me a Moose!1
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She was always correcting my speling0
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He sent me Love notes saying: " My Deer, U arr lick a fine Wino an mack me so very Hapy!" What the....??!!!0
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