If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

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If you're not gonna eat that bacon biscuit I'll take it.

clothesline him then steal his wallet~

tackle @mellecita and take her wallet too~

Bring her some cheese for the mouse

Snag her coffee when they call her name

steal her wallet when she isnt looking

After the protection order expires, I'd walk up, shake his hand and offer a truce.

Sit by him and listen to his stories. Bet he's got some great ones.

listen to his stories, then try to one-up them - annoyingly~

say, yeah dude, they hang out with a bunch of people and talk about things, its funny - and you look like that dude on there, the one with the car and he says the funniest things!!

hug her back then drag her into the back room for a make-out session~

I'd ask him how many Subs he counted today?

Wait for her to finish her coffee ..and only when its safe to approach give her a hug

Compliment her legs