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I finally bought a microwave

Posts: 1,519 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
It feels like I've finally made it into the 20th century.qb32zckuoiyc.jpg

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    I have to ask...why have you never had a microwave before?
  • Posts: 2,985 Member
    Nicely done.
    The world is your oyster now!
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    lol i just got one 2 months ago
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    csbnga wrote: »

    You do realize we are bombarded by microwaves all day every day, such as wireless technology?

    Was going to say this.
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    csbnga wrote: »
    I have to ask...why have you never had a microwave before?

    There was one in my childhood home.... But we don't have one in our house now. We did - barely used it, it broke, we ended up getting rid of it because it was taking up space.
  • Posts: 37,368 Member
    tjiddy wrote: »
    Is that a microwave oven mitt?

    Duh you don't have one?

    And yay for a microwave.
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    wizzybeth wrote: »
    OMG IT'S GOING TO START SPYING ON YOU!!

    Naw, it's an old timey microwave. I'm pretty sure my laundry washing habits are being tracked though. I'm super worried Samsung will tell the government that I line dry my activewear and never wash towels in the towel cycle.
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    tjiddy wrote: »
    Is that a microwave oven mitt?

    I originally bought them as an gas oven and cast iron pan mitt, but it works equally well for removing hot dishes from the microwave. They do have magnets that stick to the sides of my microwave which makes me happy.
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    csbnga wrote: »
    I have to ask...why have you never had a microwave before?

    I have had a microwave for most of my life, but I bought my first house in July and it didn't come with a microwave. We have gotten by without, but I was having trouble with my ventilation hood, so figured I'd upgrade to a microwave. My ventilation had greatly improved.
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    I attended a renowned scientist's speech in the city and she explained what happens to broccoli (for example) when it is microwaved for a minute straight off the fridge and eaten. That was seven years ago, and piggy's microwave has not been used since.

    The only reason it is still there in my kitchen is to keep my home's value at market price should my wife and I decide to get a bigger house.

    My mother used to microwave frozen broccoli and it didn't have good texture. My microwave has a sensor function for soft fresh vegetables like broccoli. I have not tried it yet. I am glad the microwave increases my homes value, but had I known I would have used the lack of microwave to negotiate the price down.
  • Posts: 1,519 Member
    congratulations
    Nicely done.
    The world is your oyster now!
    synchkat wrote: »

    Duh you don't have one?

    And yay for a microwave.

    Thank you.
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    Why does everything you say sound pretentious? Is it just me?[/quote]

    Agreed
  • Posts: 2,382 Member
    Protip: Don't microwave your cellphone. You might accidentally summon Satan.

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    I attended a renowned scientist's speech in the city and she explained what happens to broccoli (for example) when it is microwaved for a minute straight off the fridge and eaten. That was seven years ago, and piggy's microwave has not been used since.

    The only reason it is still there in my kitchen is to keep my home's value at market price should my wife and I decide to get a bigger house.

    and the clock. you forgot it's most important use - a clock. that, and delicious microwave bacon.
  • Posts: 1,439 Member
    Don't cook your steak in your newicrowave, that's just wrong. Eggs and fish explode sometimes, so you still can have fun
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    subcounter wrote: »
    Protip: Don't microwave your cellphone. You might accidentally summon Satan.

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    Jeez, that's is scary looking.
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    Also Easter is coming up if you enjoy peep jousting. Two marshmallow peeps with toothpicks in their mouths facing each other. They'll get real big in the microwave and one will stab the other

    I feel like I need to create a Gladiator style dueling grounds in my microwave.
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    Eat the losing peeps.

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    and in the end let the winner one free.

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    dc8066 wrote: »
    Don't cook your steak in your newicrowave, that's just wrong. Eggs and fish explode sometimes, so you still can have fun

    I put an egg in a cup of water with plans on making a hard-boiled egg. Didn't work. Exploded.
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