Confessions of slovenly wife

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  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    I read half the threads here in this forum and everyone replies "OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY!!"

    And I just stare at it like "....that was stupid."
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    It people get offended when I say that I don't "serve" my husband (i.e. make him a dinner plate at dinner/lunch, etc.). I'm not his maid...he can get off his *kitten* and get his own food.

    I have 2 sides to that. If both man and woman are working, totally true.

    If the woman is a "housewife" then she better be cleaning and cooking, cuz then its her job.

    If the man is the "stay at home dad" then he better be cleaning and cooking, cuz then its his job.


    I have to wholeheartedly agree ^^^
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,841 Member
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    ummm who does check in? seriously do people really do stuff like that? I mean really grown up married people?

    My Husband is a big grown up man, he does his own laundry, cooks and cleans and all manner of things, he also does my laundry and shops. I am like a goddess in this freekin house.....lol but seriously, he is a grown man, lived on his own and everything, I am not his mother.
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    I hate when people can't do things on their own once they are married. LIke have their own girls night without the hubby. I have several friends this way.

    Really? Why can't you have a girls night? I would shoot myself if I could only hang out with JUST my husband.
  • Ajontheguitar
    Ajontheguitar Posts: 695
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    My girlfriend and I live together, and we never check in. Honestly we don't hang out without each other thaaat much anyway, but it's not necessary to check in unless it's been all day.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    I can't explain the fear of clowns, but they just strike me as sinister and disturbing, and not in the least bit amusing. Especially the 'it' ones...*shudders*

    I used to own a porno where everyone was dressed as clowns it was hilarious!!!!
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    I can't explain the fear of clowns, but they just strike me as sinister and disturbing, and not in the least bit amusing. Especially the 'it' ones...*shudders*

    I used to own a porno where everyone was dressed as clowns it was hilarious!!!!

    I think I speak for the class when I ask,.... WHY?
  • Momma24
    Momma24 Posts: 589 Member
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    It people get offended when I say that I don't "serve" my husband (i.e. make him a dinner plate at dinner/lunch, etc.). I'm not his maid...he can get off his *kitten* and get his own food.

    I have 2 sides to that. If both man and woman are working, totally true.

    If the woman is a "housewife" then she better be cleaning and cooking, cuz then its her job.

    If the man is the "stay at home dad" then he better be cleaning and cooking, cuz then its his job.



    I do a lot for my husband because I do stay at home with our children. I BRING him his plate and I make it. He in turn does a lot for me. An he is ohhhh sooooo grateful to me in lots of ways:blushing:
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    I can't explain the fear of clowns, but they just strike me as sinister and disturbing, and not in the least bit amusing. Especially the 'it' ones...*shudders*

    I used to own a porno where everyone was dressed as clowns it was hilarious!!!!

    I think I speak for the class when I ask,.... WHY?


    like a new workout program - laugh/cry whilst getting it on - burns THREE times as many calories.....AND you get to eat them BACK! :bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh:
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,841 Member
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    No I don't want to know why...wrong wrong wrong on too many levels...clowns and naughty rude things are just WRONG
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    I can't explain the fear of clowns, but they just strike me as sinister and disturbing, and not in the least bit amusing. Especially the 'it' ones...*shudders*

    I used to own a porno where everyone was dressed as clowns it was hilarious!!!!

    I think I speak for the class when I ask,.... WHY?

    I used to run an adult bookstore so I had a collection of strange porn that I would throw on to freak people out
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    I can't explain the fear of clowns, but they just strike me as sinister and disturbing, and not in the least bit amusing. Especially the 'it' ones...*shudders*

    I used to own a porno where everyone was dressed as clowns it was hilarious!!!!

    I think I speak for the class when I ask,.... WHY?

    I used to run an adult bookstore so I had a collection of strange porn that I would throw on to freak people out

    Is it wrong that I am totally jealous of that job? >.>
  • Ashley_Panda
    Ashley_Panda Posts: 1,404 Member
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    I think my kid is better than every other persons kid. Cuter too.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    When I left vegas I had a storage that I was unable to pay for anymore,sometimes I imagine the looks on the faces of whoever won the auction for my locker since it was full of many interesting items lol
  • tubbytabbytales
    tubbytabbytales Posts: 5,883
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    When I left vegas I had a storage that I was unable to pay for anymore,sometimes I imagine the looks on the faces of whoever won the auction for my locker since it was full of many interesting items lol

    Do tell!
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,841 Member
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    Oh and stay at home parents, its a job too, harder than lots of other jobs, you are not a slave or some sort of domestic appliance, just because one parent works outside the home and gets a pay cheque, the other is working longer hours for FREE, it does not mean that the one who gets to swan off to the office every morning gets to be a lazy *kitten* do nothing when they get home. I would still expect equal shares on cooking, cleaning and shopping.
  • zundelag
    zundelag Posts: 175 Member
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    I have secretly placed corn in my hubby's sloppy joe sandwich to prove he wasn't really allergic.

    I did the same thing with celery. It didn't turn out well. :ohwell:

    I make my kids do their own laundry.

    I also agree some people shouldn't breed.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
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    It people get offended when I say that I don't "serve" my husband (i.e. make him a dinner plate at dinner/lunch, etc.). I'm not his maid...he can get off his *kitten* and get his own food.

    I have 2 sides to that. If both man and woman are working, totally true.

    If the woman is a "housewife" then she better be cleaning and cooking, cuz then its her job.

    If the man is the "stay at home dad" then he better be cleaning and cooking, cuz then its his job.

    agreed!!!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
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    When I left vegas I had a storage that I was unable to pay for anymore,sometimes I imagine the looks on the faces of whoever won the auction for my locker since it was full of many interesting items lol

    Do tell!

    Well Ibesides the big trunk full of various sex toys (as a manager of the store I always got samples and free products from the various companies) I had costumes. I also had a dirt bike helmet I had put handle bars on lol oh and a sex swing and one blow up doll
  • supertracylynn
    supertracylynn Posts: 1,338 Member
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    BUMP for when i get home from therapy, lol!

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