We Broke Up Because....... part 2 .....

She did not like my bathing habits....once a week seemed okay to me

Little Princess here thought that she was more Badass than me!

Because I cut my toenails....at the dining table

We just didn't see eye to eye

Was too into alliteration​.

She would never take the trash out.

Because she calls it pizza and I call it pizzah

She thought my hair was too thick...especially all the hair down my back

A strange obsession with moons or being mooned. Or was it marooned? Eh..I don't remember.

I found her jars of eyes locked in the cellar