We broke up because...
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He had *kitten* all over town!!!0
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He kept getting jealous of my husband.0
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She spent more time with her husband0
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I found out she had a side piece0
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As always confiscating the piece of cake I was saving for later0
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She wouldnt trade her abs for mines lol0
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Obsessed with her abs0
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He was obsessed with an Icelander's abs0
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He kept butt dialing me and askingbif I had the stuff0
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He pulled my hair because he thought it was weave0
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She wouldn't let me pull her hair huge turn off0
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Didn't like the fact I called her by another name0
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he hooked up with my best friend0
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Although we tried and tried and tried, inevitably our anatomies were incapable of procreation...0
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He was trying to conceive a child with a Dude!0
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Saying would violate the TRO0
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I wouldn't let him eat bread0
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Nor cake.0
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I don't know but he was always running from me0
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