We broke up because...
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            She spent more time with her husband0
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            I found out she had a side piece0
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            As always confiscating the piece of cake I was saving for later0
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            She wouldnt trade her abs for mines lol0
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            Obsessed with her abs0
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            He was obsessed with an Icelander's abs0
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            He kept butt dialing me and askingbif I had the stuff0
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            He pulled my hair because he thought it was weave0
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            She wouldn't let me pull her hair huge turn off0
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            Didn't like the fact I called her by another name0
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            he hooked up with my best friend0
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            Although we tried and tried and tried, inevitably our anatomies were incapable of procreation...0
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            He was trying to conceive a child with a Dude!0
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            Saying would violate the TRO0
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            I wouldn't let him eat bread0
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            Nor cake.0
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            I don't know but he was always running from me0
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            She was always chasing Men!0
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            SHe was busy kissing everybodys cheeks !0
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            He paid more attention to his car than me0
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            I just wasn't good enough for her0
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            She kept stealing my my car! And never gave me a kiss (you knew that was coming lol)0
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            He called me an Azz kisser1
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            She never understood me0
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            He doesn't know how to drive0
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            She always took away my desserts! 0 0
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            Cause I Always went in a straight line0
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            Caught him doing lines 0 0
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            She was always trying to catch people0
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