I am going to die...(lol)

Skolls081102
Skolls081102 Posts: 184
edited September 2024 in Food and Nutrition
Ok, now that I have your attention...this post is mainly meant as a tongue in cheek joke, especially to those people that feel the need to post at least once a day, a topic related to the "horrible death effects" of diet drinks (which we all know....again) So here we go!!!

I am going to die. This is my farewell letter to everyone. I have a confession to make. Since starting my weight loss journey back on January 3, 2011, I have drank at least one "diet" drink a day. I just can't drink straight water all the time (although I usually throw down a good 8 glasses of pure H2O a day). Yesterday was the worst...I had a 16 oz Diet Green Tea w/ Citrus around 11 am, a 12 oz Diet Dr. Pepper around 3, and a 20 oz Coke Zero w/ dinner.My second fridge is stocked w/ a case of the Diet Green Tes, a case of the Diet Dr. Pepper, and a case of Diet Snapple. Oh yeah, did I mention that I use Splenda in my morning coffee and evening tea!!! I know it's killing me, but I've lost almost 100 pounds since January, I take regular 10+ mile bike rides (4-5/week), I go for walks/jogs w/ my family, I graduated the Insanity DVD series.....it's horrible!!! I am, the absolute, healthiest I have been since....MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!!!

Listen, we all know that Aspartame is bad. So are alot of other things that we all put into our bodies. So I'm begging you, can you please stop posting the DIET SODA WILL KILL YOU threads (every 3 hours!!!). It's a bit much.

Hope you all enjoyed the read!!! :laugh:

Have an awesome day, and good luck to all of you on your weight loss journey!!! You made an awesome choice by choosing to better yourself, and this site is an awesome resource to help you out!

Replies

  • kr3851
    kr3851 Posts: 994 Member
    Oh c*** I'm going to die too....
  • ohwhataday
    ohwhataday Posts: 1,398 Member
    Haha. I think as long as you're drinking water too it shouldn't matter but I don't like feeling bloated! =/

    good post!
  • kngarber
    kngarber Posts: 227
    :laugh:
  • Wolfena
    Wolfena Posts: 1,570 Member
    I am also a regular artificial sweetener user.... in fact, I'm about to drink a cup of coffee with sweet n' low AND "no sugar" vanilla creamer in it.
    :drinker:


    Sure, I know it's not the best for me- but seems like everything is bad for me! I do and eat what works for ME- I am not aiming to be eating nutritionally perfect at all times. I hit my goal in November of 2006 and I'm still there so I must be doing something right!
    :wink:
  • I agree. I think it is all about moderation. You need to keep your water up and the bad foods down but moderation and portion control is the difference.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I have died but it turns out artifical sweetners not only kill people,it turns them into ZOOOOMMMMMBBBBIIIIEEEESSSSS. So now that I am a zombie im just going to have to look on the bright side..........anyone know how many calories are in brains.....ohhhhhh.....bbbrrrrraaaiiiiiinnnnsssss......nom nom nom
  • Trixtabella
    Trixtabella Posts: 471 Member
    I am sorry but I love diet drinks, I drink Pepsi Max loads I also drink loads of water and even Relentless blue:)
    Yum yum can't get enough of it. Need something with some tatse in it sometimes, also the water where I live is foul.
  • mamadolce6499
    mamadolce6499 Posts: 20 Member
    I suppose I better get my affairs in order since I to shall be parishing soon. Crystal light is my weakness I wouldnt get ANY liquid in my diet if I didnt have that.
  • Slinkybaz
    Slinkybaz Posts: 312 Member
    Ok the bad news is I drink Pepsi Max - the good news is that it's now only about once a week, so I've got longer to live than you! Bwah ha ha!
  • Skolls081102
    Skolls081102 Posts: 184
    I am so glad to see that I am not the only person out there who is killing themselves...lol Thank you all for the humorous responses!!!
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