If you are what you eat, then...

JoseMedina21
JoseMedina21 Posts: 186 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
I am a sexy beast, but the problem is I don't remember eating a sexy beast. :)

A little Saturday Humor for us all (not to be taken literal lol)! Have a great successful weekend everyone.

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  • emmaNEEDSskinny
    emmaNEEDSskinny Posts: 317
    funny that because i feel the same way! ;)
  • V44V
    V44V Posts: 366 Member
    If that's the case... 'Im Dominos pizza dipped in Gin!!!
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    I need to eat an athlete. Preferably a female one.
  • RMinVA
    RMinVA Posts: 1,085 Member
    If you are what you eat, then I'm cheap, fast and easy!!

    Seriously...bought a plaque that said that for a friend that had a thing for fast food. Everyone was amused...except for her:-)
  • bluefox9er
    bluefox9er Posts: 2,917 Member
    I'd be the biggest dorrito chilli heatwave in the universe :-)
  • dawndelicious
    dawndelicious Posts: 22 Member
    you are one sexy cat! How bout that . . . did you eat some, uh . . . . .
    haha I am defintely sweet as ice cream if I am what I eat :wink:
  • JoseMedina21
    JoseMedina21 Posts: 186 Member
    you are one sexy cat! How bout that . . . did you eat some, uh . . . . .
    haha I am defintely sweet as ice cream if I am what I eat :wink:

    lmao! that is too funny
  • JoseMedina21
    JoseMedina21 Posts: 186 Member
    If you are what you eat, then I'm cheap, fast and easy!!

    Seriously...bought a plaque that said that for a friend that had a thing for fast food. Everyone was amused...except for her:-)

    hahahaha, that would have been too funny to see.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    I eat buff chicken, muscular fish, and massive mushrooms.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    If that's the case... 'Im Dominos pizza dipped in Gin!!!

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm gin

    and if eating a female athelete will do the trick then perhaps i should rethink my sexual orientation
  • oyvonnee
    oyvonnee Posts: 116 Member
    Then I'm HOT and SPICY because that's the kind of food I Iike. :laugh:

    I put jalapenos in my eggs and on my pizza and hot salsa on eveything.

    Yvonne :flowerforyou:

    P.S. Love the cheap fast and easy! One of my girlfriends will love that.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    Then I must be a bit fishy today ...
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I am a person...wait....ummmm...yeah im kidding......ummm...*kitten*:indifferent:
  • B_L_A_Z_I_A_N
    B_L_A_Z_I_A_N Posts: 151
    I am Pad See Ew with a little extra sauce and egg to make it jusssssssssssssssst right :)
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    Well then I am wrapped in foil and say. .. . sweet indulgence. . .dang who knew~
  • audigal2008
    audigal2008 Posts: 1,129 Member
    bump to read later! too funny!
  • theaterfan23
    theaterfan23 Posts: 256 Member
    I am a big wedge of chedder cheese!
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    Italian food, makes sense, Pisano! (I probably spelled that wrong)
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    Then I'm sticky and full of protein...

    (Dang, that would've been AWESOME if I was a dude)

    ...wait...just thought about it some more. And from a female perspective, it's absolutely hysterical as well. WINNING!
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