When calories don't count . . .

HotMamaByVday
HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
edited September 30 in Chit-Chat
1. When you eat standing up
2. When you eat off someone else's plate
3. When MFP has no listing for the restaraunt (that god, b/c I love those mom and pop, hole in the wall restaraunts)
4. When it is your birthday

Please, add your own!
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  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    When you're "just tasting" to see if it's done.
  • BeautyFromPain
    BeautyFromPain Posts: 4,952 Member
    CHRISTMAS!!
  • PaulineLi
    PaulineLi Posts: 17 Member
    When you're on vacation!
  • kiminita
    kiminita Posts: 150 Member
    on weekends! HAHA...or late at night when I'm up doing a paper (like I should be right now)
    Also, when I take 1-2 bites of something, or a few sips of soda. <3

    love this thread! lol!!
  • jamielise2
    jamielise2 Posts: 432 Member
    When the cookies are broken because the calories fall out.
  • jesienia
    jesienia Posts: 294
    When you really didn't like the meal that much anyway.
  • mgmlap
    mgmlap Posts: 1,377 Member
    when the food is from another country
  • AnathemaRose
    AnathemaRose Posts: 38
    I know one more!

    I know someone who just passed away. Tomorrow we will be holding a Life Celebration in her honor. It's going to be a big cookout and lots of handmade food.

    Needless to say: I won't be counting my Calories tomorrow (Maybe I'll just eat standing up to make this two rules in one!)

    So mine is:

    When it is a life celebration.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Bachelorette Party calories don't count. What happens at the bachelorette party stays at the bachelorette party, including the calories.

    Although sometimes the photos end up on Facebook.... :blushing:
  • utes09
    utes09 Posts: 561 Member
    Costco Samples
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    The celery you eat while eating buffalo wings, the negative calories in the celery take away the calories in the wings.
  • arh0117
    arh0117 Posts: 185 Member
    When you eat past midnight bc you're a night owl but you don't count it on the next day bc it's not technically the next day yet...does that make sense?? LOL
  • RedBullLiz
    RedBullLiz Posts: 469 Member
    When you said, "when you eat standing up," that was funny. I was gonna say: when you eat the highest calorie food while you walk. Hahaa!!

    Or how about:

    When you devour all the fattening, juicy food in your dreams & wake up nibbling on the pillow.
    Stand upside down to eat.
    Trying samples at the mall.
    Sharing a meal.
    Special occasions (birthday, wedding, funeral...)
    Being spontaneous by trying a completely new food.

    Hahaa!! That's all I came up with.
  • MarlenaLB
    MarlenaLB Posts: 50
    Vacations!!! and of course candy
  • utes09
    utes09 Posts: 561 Member
    When you've already completed your diary for the day but go back and snack on something before bed.
  • AnathemaRose
    AnathemaRose Posts: 38
    When you're eating Pancakes slathered in butter and floating in syrup while walking on the Gazelle machine. (True story there folks! Courtesy of my father.)
  • jarrettd
    jarrettd Posts: 872 Member
    ...at a 4 year old's Princess Tea Party
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    Wen Mom made it - ad if you eat it while you visit with her, it's actually negative calories. :smile:
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    When you're eating Pancakes slathered in butter and floating in syrup while walking on the Gazelle machine. (True story there folks! Courtesy of my father.)

    Ugh! I think I would get sick if I tried that.
  • triciaw1975
    triciaw1975 Posts: 49
    When you finish what your child didn't eat because you don't want it to go to waste by giving it to the dog!
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
    Wen Mom made it - ad if you eat it while you visit with her, it's actually negative calories. :smile:

    Umm, any meal with my mom would result in negative calories.
  • methetree
    methetree Posts: 381
    when the chips in the bag are folded over... they have NO calories
  • utes09
    utes09 Posts: 561 Member
    When you're eating Pancakes slathered in butter and floating in syrup while walking on the Gazelle machine. (True story there folks! Courtesy of my father.)

    Ugh! I think I would get sick if I tried that.

    It made me sick to read. I can't douse my pancakes in syrup or butter. I just use like a tablespoon of syrup per like 2 pancakes!
  • utes09
    utes09 Posts: 561 Member
    Wen Mom made it - ad if you eat it while you visit with her, it's actually negative calories. :smile:

    Umm, any meal with my mom would result in negative calories.

    That bad, eh?? Wouldn't agree with your tummy?? lol
  • triciaw1975
    triciaw1975 Posts: 49
    When you've already completed your diary for the day but go back and snack on something before bed.

    Yep! Done this one! :happy:
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
    Wen Mom made it - ad if you eat it while you visit with her, it's actually negative calories. :smile:

    Umm, any meal with my mom would result in negative calories.

    That bad, eh?? Wouldn't agree with your tummy?? lol

    LOL, no the food is great. Maybe I just get extra exercise calories for the work I put in dealing with her! Just kidding, love my mom!
  • utes09
    utes09 Posts: 561 Member
    Wen Mom made it - ad if you eat it while you visit with her, it's actually negative calories. :smile:

    Umm, any meal with my mom would result in negative calories.

    That bad, eh?? Wouldn't agree with your tummy?? lol

    LOL, no the food is great. Maybe I just get extra exercise calories for the work I put in dealing with her! Just kidding, love my mom!

    There ya go.
  • Gary1977
    Gary1977 Posts: 804 Member
    When you're "just tasting" to see if it's done.

    LMAO! I've done this.:blushing:
  • KeriA
    KeriA Posts: 3,338 Member
    When you realized you forgot to add them the day before.

    When you take a sip from you husbands ale.
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    When you're too drunk to remember.
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