We broke up because...
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I was always thirsty0
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Knock knock0
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Kept knocking me over0
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Her last name is Weeble and I wanted to see if she could wobble and not fall down.
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She kept knocking me down to see if I was really wobbly1
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TheMrWobbly wrote: »She kept knocking me down to see if I was really wobbly
He threw out heaps of my special treasures from storage
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She had no trousers0
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Ahh because he had a problem with me not wearing panties.. 0
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She kept putting me to sleep0
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he was always sleeping. never wanted to go anywhere0
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She was always out0
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I still didn't know if she was a he?0
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He had a rash on his
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he kept running away , so I let him go0
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You know those little sombrero hats on tequilla bottle, they are only going to look good one part of the male body - she didn't find it funny, even with the fake moustache!!1
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Kept buying Tequila when knows I am a Jameson girl0
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he pushed me in the water0
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He told me I was his only paddle board buddy0
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He was Always flashing his paddle in public0
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She couldn't spell pubic! 0
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He/She was always grey0
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he was always playing in the mud. I got tired of doing his laundry0
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She puked in my truck on the way home0
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He had this awful smelling truck0
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He had someone else's puke in his truck. It didn't smell or taste like his own.1
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He and his kid wore sunglasses all the time so they could watch me without me knowing it. I just couldn't take it any more and told them to let the sun shine in or get out. They took their sunglasses and left.0
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She was too bright and made me feel gloomy0
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I was never her MVP. I only received participation trophies when we were intimate...0
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He didn't appreciate being my Friend with benefits0
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