We broke up because...
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He was a fast talker0
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She thought we were related because we had the same blood type...0
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He wanted to be Kissing Cousins0
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can't afford the booze0
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He drank Light beer ;p0
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Turns out he was gay..
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She didn't approve of my Happiness0
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Although love comes in several different shapes and sizes, large trapezoids were not one of them...
#ImATrapezoid0 -
We didn't. .he can never leave me ..*evil laugh*0
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He kept calling me "Large Marge"!
Hes one to judge! Him and his goofy shape0 -
He was always so damned happy!
YOU DISGUST ME!!!0 -
Although she appreciated the space I gave her, she didn't appreciate the fact that it was located between my ears...0
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I told him he was playing in the wrong key0
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She never unlocked her door0
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Always unlocked the door but was never in the room...0
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Although I was the peanut butter to her jelly, it turned out that she was allergic...0
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I liked jam not jelly he never listened and never got it right and I was hungry0
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I'm going to go with impatience for 100, Alex...0
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he had his eyes on the prize and the prize wasn't me0
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When she said she talked to Angels, I didn't think it was Angel Smith, Angel Johnson and Angel Ramirez...0
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Caught him sneaking out in my heels and panties 0
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Found out she was sharing her panties with random guys0
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Never let me watch sports0
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Curling and poker don't count0
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She wanted to watch the cowboys0
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I kept having to clean her house0
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I didn't eat her spicy guacamole enough...0
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