We broke up because...

FabulousFantasticFifty

Would never go commando

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She only Netflixed when I preferred to chill...

dpearson1614

She always called me daddy

bobtater1

Never liked Hoosier daddies.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Didn't like me calling him Daddio

let_me_clip_dirty_wings

She always cheated in hopscotch...

cdlee3

She took all my VHS tapes and took them to a place that converted them to DVD

slimgirljo15

Never ..never..never breaking up with him

Carbkiller1970

She wouldn't let go not her first love

kangakev

She found her aunties name on my speed dial

Carbkiller1970

Dyl1789

She liked to watch Big Bang more than porn

Carbkiller1970

Well the title suggested it was porn

DSwales11

I was laughing too hard.

Svanel

he wouldn't get rid of the blue shirt

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DasItMan91

She tried to make me color blind.

Svanel

break up with him..what?

TitanGM

Because I'm not a fan of wonder woman

slimgirljo15

I was the wrong sex

TitanGM

She was the wrong generation

FabulousFantasticFifty

She didn't believe in sex before marriage

slimgirljo15

TitanGM wrote: »

She was the wrong generation

Touchè..Does your mumma know you're here?

She did terrible..terrible thinks..that I kind of liked ..but Im ashamed

FabulousFantasticFifty

She wrote this song about me, then got ashamed!

SojournerThirteen

She'll kiss the girls but not me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was always trying to kiss "The Girls" in public

kangakev

she hated my tatts....what is wrong with butterflies and honeybees?

slimgirljo15

He would pull his pants down at the supermarket and scream "look at my trunk"
Was sooo embarassing

kangakev

she didn't like the bed I chose...double bunks are cool

MzIrish

He would not stop eating marshmallows