We broke up because...
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She thought I like "furry women" when I actually said a flurry of women.0
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Hahahahaha0
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He was a Man (Horror)0
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She showed me her horror movies and I was shocked to find out they weren't scary.0
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I never could keep up with the GIF0
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Never got that I replaced other similar words with Horror0
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She didn't enjoy my moving parts.0
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He really didn't do much moving at all
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She moved.0
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She makes it hard to keep it together0
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She didn't make it hard.0
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When he was getting a massage from Large Marge "it moved!"
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »When he was getting a massage from Large Marge "it moved!"
Her large Marge impressions were too much for me.
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AnHhhHhHhhHhHahhaha0
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She was always laughing at me
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She was dating my ex^0
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She confessed to me that she only dated Psychos and I was the most Psychotic of them all.0
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she was in love with her own reflection...0
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He had me call him Beetlejuice0
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Although she floated like a butterfly, she also stung like a bee...0
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He annoyed me with his anologies0
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she had a vicious cruel streak...0
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Look who's calling the Kettle black!!!
Yup, that's why!0 -
I really don't know why we broke up she never said0
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She was unimpressed with my ability in tying knots...0
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He tried to tie me in a knot0
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He wouldn't help me with my homework0
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I helped him with his home work and he failed0
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