When calories don't count . . .

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  • DorkothyParker
    DorkothyParker Posts: 618 Member
    When your serving size is smaller than someone who is skinnier than you.
    When your boss is buying.
  • asunshinec
    asunshinec Posts: 74
    When you're at a theme park... Disney World, Sea World =)
  • TDBrims
    TDBrims Posts: 138
    When you're only eating it because it goes out of date that day and throwing it away is bad for the environment :)
  • Trixtabella
    Trixtabella Posts: 471 Member
    When you're too drunk to remember.

    This was me on Friday :) Alcohol lowers my eating inabhitions.
  • staps065
    staps065 Posts: 837 Member
    Lots of replies but I don't think I saw this one: When you deserve it because you've had a tough day, week, whatever!
  • cherrycake26
    cherrycake26 Posts: 51
    When your grandchildren shove jelly teddies in your mouth....Its so good they have learned to share.
  • pacmanjack
    pacmanjack Posts: 866 Member
    Leap Year...
  • whiskey9890
    whiskey9890 Posts: 652 Member
    broken crisps and biscuits etc cos the cals have fallen out
  • ClaireB1980
    ClaireB1980 Posts: 2
    When the food is so amazing you feel totally justified in saying, 'Well, it would be rude not to, wouldn't it?' :tongue:

    I also love the phrase, 'It's not cake, it's fruit!'
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    Bachelorette Party calories don't count. What happens at the bachelorette party stays at the bachelorette party, including the calories.

    Although sometimes the photos end up on Facebook.... :blushing:

    If you put stag pictures up on Facebook your friends can legally kill and eat you. For good measure those calories won't count.
  • aliciadjackson
    aliciadjackson Posts: 480 Member
    When you're on a first date and don't want to worry about it.
  • marshallexi
    marshallexi Posts: 162 Member
    If the biscuit tin lid is still off when you eat the biscuit, or the cupboard/fridge door is still open.
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
    When you're too drunk to remember.

    This was me on Friday :) Alcohol lowers my eating inabhitions.

    AND anything you eat or drink trying to make a hangover go away.
  • MissyFit08
    MissyFit08 Posts: 274 Member
    When the cookies are broken because the calories fall out.

    ^^^:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ^^^

    When I want to try a bite of whatever food I want to try!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    When you're eating Pancakes slathered in butter and floating in syrup while walking on the Gazelle machine. (True story there folks! Courtesy of my father.)
    I cannot stand butter on my pancakes. I don't understand it. To each his own. But I hate when I forget to ask for no butter at a pancake house, and they come with an ice cream scoop size of butter on top. Gross!!! Even if I DID like butter on my pancakes, do we really need THAT much butter?
  • luv2runsgf
    luv2runsgf Posts: 48
    When eaten with your favorite girlfriends and accompanied by a glass of wine!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    Frosting that "accidentally" gets on your fingers when icing a cake or cupcakes. And then the last bits in the bowl just to tidy up.
  • MrsMills712
    MrsMills712 Posts: 350
    Cake batter, brownie batter, cookie dough....
    The calories aren't there until it gets done baking ;)

    Snack foods eaten on road-trips.

    The last piece of anything. It would get lonely if it were to get left alone on the plate while all its friends got to ride down your esophageal slide. You wouldn't want that on your conscience, right? :)
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
    The part of your meal you ate before the dog came up and took her share.
  • mandy2571
    mandy2571 Posts: 15 Member
    When you are testing to make sure it's not poisen.
  • BCKS
    BCKS Posts: 287 Member
    When mini rice cakes are 18 per serving, but I only take one or two. :bigsmile:
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    That one or seven extra spoon fulls of peanut butter straight from the jar...
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    when eaten for therapeutic reasons (i.e. heartbreak ice cream)
    at lunch with the girls
    when someone else is buying
    when you don't remember eating it in the first place
    personally, i think anything eaten after you've hit the "complete food entries for the day" button shouldn't be added lol

    idk. these are the excuses i use anyways haha!
  • emmaline8
    emmaline8 Posts: 70 Member
    when the chips in the bag are folded over... they have NO calories

    Ahahaha this is great. I totally agree.
  • AI1108
    AI1108 Posts: 488 Member
    when you swear to yourself it'll even out because you'll work out tomorrow.
  • HotMamaByVday
    HotMamaByVday Posts: 343 Member
    Those candies in the center of a meeting table. If I am forced to be there, the candy is guilt free!
  • anelahm
    anelahm Posts: 237 Member
    when youre running after the ice cream truck
  • MissBellatrix116
    MissBellatrix116 Posts: 50 Member
    when someone else is buying

    If this counts, I get atleast one guilt-free meal a week! Score!
  • bprague
    bprague Posts: 564 Member
    when you just took what you're baking out to the oven. It needs to be tasted ... three times, darn it!
  • karenkwalker
    karenkwalker Posts: 155 Member
    When you eat something bad and plug it in and find out it has a million calories or very high sodium - just go straight to denial - no logging required. :bigsmile:
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