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Jealous i ride Harleys and he rides a suzuki

Cried when i took the cards of his bike spokes to keep his bike from sounding like a weed wacker

Is afraid to ride with out his training wheels and elbow pads

Wheres leather buttless chaps with no draws so he can feel the breeze

Wants to buy my little pony collection

That's a stick on beard

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Kicked an old age pensioner out the door of a bus today

I'm sorry... Were you hurt badly?

@slimgirljo15 - doesn't even have a basement. She keeps her collection in the attic!

Likes to dress up in nothing but a fig leaf and pretend he and his fiancee are AdamAthletic and Eve in the Garden of Eden

loves my cat fetsih ;p

Makes bathtub gin... Then actually bathes in it.