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and on Saturday, he crosses his left leg over the right, just to see the surprised look on everyone's face!0
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He steals my marathon medals and wears them while running.0
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His undies have the days of the week in them0
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Wears undies0
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A_Patient_Wolf wrote: »Wears undies
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Curls up in a ball in the corner sulking when I don't degrade him with commands0
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Is a broke gigolo0
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Opera singer on the weekends0
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I found his boxers behind my dresser0
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Likes me0
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Lives with wild animals0
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I'm tired my mind is drawing a blank0
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She blames her brainlessness on Fatigue0
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She has belching contests with her parrot.
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He's my Pet whom I named Parrot0
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she pisses me off on a daily basis1
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Shes always so pizzed that she resorts to violence!0
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Once owned a NASCAR racing team0
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Sings Skippy theme while showering0
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can uncap a bottle of beer with that tongue1
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Bottles his home brewed beer0
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Has been shortlisted to portray the next James Bond0
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Hiding a dead body in his closet.0
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She framed the above poster and put the body in his closet0
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She insisted on filming the whole story, even tho i warned her it was too dangerous0
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She swam the length of the Mississippi River....backstroke the whole way0
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He drowned in January0
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