Post a lie about the person above

SojournerThirteen

My personal bodyguard

FabulousFantasticFifty

I an expert at Hula Dancing

kangakev

is a distant relation of the Queen of England

slimgirljo15

Dresses up as the Queen for Sunday afternoon tea

dpwellman

Bathes in tea all afternoon

slimgirljo15

Usually bathes with me ..washes my back

LVNF04

Washes the back never the front. )

Carbkiller1970

We bathed together once

dpwellman

Transfixed by my explanation of recursion.

LVNF04

She shot the eagle out of a quarter from 17 ft away with a Bersa thunder .380 ACP

slimgirljo15

Likes me to spank him and call him my special princess

LVNF04

Who doesn't? Lol

MJFSH

He's the special princess

LVNF04

She's jealous I have a crown

MJFSH

Bought that crown last summer, when i had a garage sale

FabulousFantasticFifty

She's toasting to another one who bit the dust!

kangakev

Once went on a blind date with O J Simpson...but found him boorish (she dodged a bullet with that one)

slimgirljo15

Was OJ Simpsons stunt double in Police Academy

Jen127bryan

Eats tuna out of the can with her cats

slimgirljo15

Was named Bryan before the operation ..

Jen127bryan

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Was named Bryan before the operation ..

Lmao

kangakev

Was a world class ballerina until an accident with spilt coffee put an end to her career

slimgirljo15

Kissed a frog and it turned into a princess

MJFSH

Got all the prince's locked in her basement, only frogs left!

ItsMeGee3

She's a total bore!

MJFSH

The glow on her face? was the after math of a hot steamy ... session

it could very well be true too

FabulousFantasticFifty

After seeing Glynn's glow she decided to schedule a "Session" with the local Town Stud.

ItsMeGee3

He is our agent.

ItsMeGee3

WAS??? Was!!! Still AM!

FabulousFantasticFifty

Once knocked me down and ran over my fingers during practice :